mad h 

to be mad horny or very horny

I haven't had sex in weeks. I'm mad h.

or

That guy/girl is fucking hot, now i'm mad h.

mad h by gizz88 February 27, 2008

H-Mad

A certified kid diddler

"yo that guy is a H-mad"

H-Mad by louiecifer July 4, 2022

Mad Hatta 

Cody Peters

Ugh.. Mad Hatta

Mad Hatta by Balla4 April 8, 2011

mad hatter 

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

mad hatter by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

mad haggard

1) Whenever things get rough beyond all reasonable standards. An expression of an inability to make any headway against the fundamental ridiculousness of a shitty situation.

Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.

2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.

A: "My shoes are untied, my headphones are all tangled, I can't find my shit, my nose is running and I don't know which way is up. I feel like a bag lady."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"

"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."

"George Bush is mad haggard."

J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."

mad haggard by Adamator November 10, 2008

cheesin' mad hard 

When someone says that they are cheesin real hard it means that they are smiling real hard or that they have a really big smile on their face.

I am so happy, I'm cheesin' mad hard!

cheesin' mad hard by Mouse Ninja July 16, 2014

u mad hoe knotless

A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾

Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"

Me: "$80 hair provided"

Girl: "i got 30."

Me: 30 what

Girl: "$, knotless."

Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."

Girl: "well i want knotless."

Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."

Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."

Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"

Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."

Me: "uh okay."

Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.

Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."

Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"

u mad hoe knotless by Alise the alien July 26, 2021