Machination 

Part of the description of how Patrick Star's mind works

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma *A carton of milk spills*

Machination by My_Real_Name_420 June 13, 2016

caffeination machination 

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.

Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."

caffeination machination by von groovy September 3, 2024

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma 

One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.

Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma by DROOOSE!!! January 22, 2012

Prayer Marination 

A period of time when people commune together in prayer and worship and are immersed in the activity.

God definitely healed me at UnChapel after all that prayer marination last night.

Prayer Marination by sebkh3192 September 25, 2012

Marinationous Maximus 

(Adj/Noun) The act of substantially improving one's marijuana high experience by increasing visual, auditory, and sensational stimulation via inclusion of shit that is trippy as fuck.

See: Jean Michel Jarre, iTunes Visualizer, Jet Li's Fearless, Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Geometry Wars

Note: Often used in order to achieve Revelationous Maximus.

Stoner 1: Oh my god Dude, these lights are like waves of energy flowing through my body. What do I do?

Stoner 2: You let the Marinationous Maximus engulf you, Bro.

Marinationous Maximus by Pi Ups April 27, 2010

Martination

When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.

"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"

Martination by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008

facial marination 

the act of soaking your hand(s) in your ball sweat after a long day of hard work and then pimp smakin one of your friends in the face

jon recieved a facial marination because he denied a friend when in need

facial marination by k dawg01 April 26, 2005