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Joseph McCulloch

A strange, usually traveling individual. Prone to upset and a fan of the female anatomy: See Robert.
Damn, that guy over there sure pulled a Joseph McCulloch.
Joseph McCulloch by Yobuddykekeke February 28, 2009

The McCulloch Scale 

1 bottle of red wine = approx. £10.

All monetary values are measured in how many bottles of red wine you can get.
Man 1: "I got shitty mcshitband tickets for next month for £50"
Man 2 : "FFS Man 1, that's 5 bottles of red!"
Man 3: "Ah, of course, The McCulloch Scale"
The McCulloch Scale by Ianisanalchy November 27, 2017

Ian McCulloch 

also known as Mac and Mac the Mouth, Ian Stephen McCulloch is an English musician best known as the lead singer of the post-punk and goth band Echo and the Bunnymen. he likes coats, cats, football, saying things like "ciggie" or "bevvied" and criticising other musicians (but is secretly a nice person). he is very proud of his lips, resemblance to Judy Garland and the song The Killing Moon (which he claims to be the best song ever written). he's probably the biggest Bowie fangirl out there, and also one of the best songwriters in the world (but NOT because of The Killing Moon).
"I believe it takes a long time for the bus to come." - Ian McCulloch
Ian McCulloch by purrrrrrrrr December 18, 2022
one bad mo'fo
indestructable
that wrestler is one mccullohs.
mccullohs by rob bizzle February 5, 2008

McCulloch 

One tall girl who will kick your ass if you mess with her. You can only find one girl who has the first name McCulloch. Originally a last name, for the first time in 1995 was made into a first name. Quite an honor to met this girl. Weird sense of humor, loves to tease, towers above you. Pretty damn amazing too. Beautiful. Intelligent. Loving. Looks older than she really is. gets all the sexy young males.
Person 1: "I wonder who that tall girl, beautiful, unique girl is?"
Person 2: "Definitely McCulloch. Dumbass"
McCulloch by iforgetwhoiam January 2, 2011

Broad McCulloch 

To carefully scrutinize the means one uses to achieve a legitimate end. (Based on Chief Justice Marshall's opinion in McCulloch v. Maryland.)
When Sally removed her sweatpants, Ralph noticed that her daily Thigh Master workouts were not necessarily serving their proper purpose. ā€œI’m gonna have to Broad McCulloch this bitch!ā€ He said with dismay, and speed dialed the number to his plastic surgeon Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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