All monetary values are measured in how many bottles of red wine you can get.
Man 1: "I got shitty mcshitband tickets for next month for £50"
Man 2 : "FFS Man 1, that's 5 bottles of red!"
Man 3: "Ah, of course, The McCulloch Scale"
also known as Mac and Mac the Mouth, Ian Stephen McCulloch is an English musician best known as the lead singer of the post-punk and goth band Echo and the Bunnymen. he likes coats, cats, football, saying things like "ciggie" or "bevvied" and criticising other musicians (but is secretly a nice person). he is very proud of his lips, resemblance to Judy Garland and the song The Killing Moon (which he claims to be the best song ever written). he's probably the biggest Bowie fangirl out there, and also one of the best songwriters in the world (but NOT because of The Killing Moon).
"I believe it takes a long time for the bus to come." - Ian McCulloch
One tall girl who will kick your ass if you mess with her. You can only find one girl who has the first name McCulloch. Originally a last name, for the first time in 1995 was made into a first name. Quite an honor to met this girl. Weird sense of humor, loves to tease, towers above you. Pretty damn amazing too. Beautiful. Intelligent. Loving. Looks older than she really is. gets all the sexy young males.
Person 1: "I wonder who that tall girl, beautiful, unique girl is?"
Person 2: "Definitely McCulloch. Dumbass"
To carefully scrutinize the means one uses to achieve a legitimate end. (Based on Chief Justice Marshall's opinion in McCulloch v. Maryland.)
When Sally removed her sweatpants, Ralph noticed that her daily Thigh Master workouts were not necessarily serving their proper purpose. āIām gonna have to Broad McCulloch this bitch!ā He said with dismay, and speed dialed the number to his plastic surgeon Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring ā one checked fact at a time.