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macbox by aboxingbozo December 31, 2022
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MacBook
Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.
Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
MacBook by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019
Macboy
A male who is obsessed with Apple products, in particular they're Macs.
Has to have the latest version as soon as it comes out, and continually rants on about how Macs are superior to PCs.
They often have posters of Steve Jobs graced all over their bedroom walls and also try to be American if they aren't already.
They spend their spare time in Starbucks thinking they're superior and better than everyone else because they have an overpriced machine and an overpriced coffee.
To Macboys Apple can do no wrong!
Has to have the latest version as soon as it comes out, and continually rants on about how Macs are superior to PCs.
They often have posters of Steve Jobs graced all over their bedroom walls and also try to be American if they aren't already.
They spend their spare time in Starbucks thinking they're superior and better than everyone else because they have an overpriced machine and an overpriced coffee.
To Macboys Apple can do no wrong!
PC User - "I just got a new laptop it's really fast i'm really happy with it."
Macboy Aaron - "Oh no no no, you don't need a PC my Mac is way better, Apple is so good their customer service is second to none. Best company ever. Steve Jobs is fucking god!!! Get a Mac and I'll meet you in Starbucks."
Mac User - "My MacBook pro has a broken headphone jack, it wont clip in!"
MacBoy Ben - "Oh no no no, that's just Apple's new safety design feature. Apple can do no wrong!!!!!!"
Aaron and Ben are Macboys
Macboy Aaron - "Oh no no no, you don't need a PC my Mac is way better, Apple is so good their customer service is second to none. Best company ever. Steve Jobs is fucking god!!! Get a Mac and I'll meet you in Starbucks."
Mac User - "My MacBook pro has a broken headphone jack, it wont clip in!"
MacBoy Ben - "Oh no no no, that's just Apple's new safety design feature. Apple can do no wrong!!!!!!"
Aaron and Ben are Macboys
MacBook
A computer made by Apple that, for until late 2020, was the most expensive piece horse shit I'd ever seen. Thankfully, it no longer sucks because it now has its own chip which makes the computer actually really good.
These days, it's surprising to see Apple make a good product such as the new M1 MacBook, yet here we are.
MacBook by Hot Single Near You August 2, 2021
Macbook wanker
A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.
Macbook wanker by zoola-azul January 11, 2012