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Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.
I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status
Unstable, quick to anger, loves cats and fire, and but will kill you
Mallory: Don't Piss me off
Person: *pisses Mallory off*
Mallory: *Shanks with a colored pencil
Mallory by TheDefinitioner54 October 26, 2019
Mallory.
How can you define her with words?

The most beautiful, talented, kindhearted person anyone could ever want to be in their life.

Someone so incredibly charismatic,

You have trouble trying to explain her to your friends.
Someone who reminds you of the stars, the ocean, and all else in paradise.
Someone you don't want to lose.
Mallory gave me the greatest gift, the knowledge to love, and to be loved in return.
Mallory by BabygirlJay July 17, 2014
She is the most beautiful girl in the world, you cannot compare her to anyone, she is smart, beautiful, lovely, kind and generous, so thoughtful, she has an amazing laugh that will warm your heart. When you talk to her she makes you feel loved and if your someone like me then your not loved a lot. She will make you cry bc she can have so much love on you. Mallory is the most important girl i have in my life. She is always there. I love her more than a friend as more than a best friend. Love you Mallory😘
Mallory-the most beautiful girl in the world 🌎
Mallory by Mr. Cry A lot June 11, 2017

Ben Mallory 

The very definition of badass, redneck, hunter, fisherman, coon slayer, confederate, auto mechanic, and pedophile.

Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.

Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.

Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
Ben Mallory drove his K20 to the playground where he gets all the children at
Ben Mallory by pp deep rotten June 5, 2018

mallorysrangerover 

the hottest, funniest, coolest, sexiest, awesomeist, most amazing person in the whole milky way 😇
“did you see mallorysrangerover’s new post today? i almost murdered my mom, it was HILARIOUS! whose allowing them to be THIS funny? đŸ€”â€
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