Ian

A kid who always has a dumb smirk on his face who plays Super Smash Brothers in his basement all day, but hey, at least he's good at it.

Person: Hey Ian, wanna go outside?
Ian: No, I'm playing Smash Bros.

by TheDefinitioner54 October 24, 2019

Abby

A 12 year old who is half vsco and half plz help me I am depressed and dieing inside and I have crippling anxiety and think about all the worlds issues.

Man that person is such an ABBY

by TheDefinitioner54 October 24, 2019

Evan

A kid who gets really triggered easily playing video games and when he's wrong. (Probably triggered reading this) and has been Spiderman fo Halloween at least three times. Basically he is basic. But hey, at least he doesnt play fortnite.

Kid: Evan I believe that you answered the question wrong
Evan: no I didnt,

Also Evan: realizes mistake
Also Evan: Screw you

by TheDefinitioner54 October 24, 2019

Mallory

Unstable, quick to anger, loves cats and fire, and but will kill you

Mallory: Don't Piss me off
Person: *pisses Mallory off*
Mallory: *Shanks with a colored pencil

by TheDefinitioner54 October 26, 2019

Melissa

A introvert. who sits inside and plays roblox, minecraft and the wii all day. She also writes fan fiction about her friends. She isnt a fan of human interaction and emotions.

Person: Hey Melissa, your my best friend, I love you!
Melissa: Meh

by TheDefinitioner54 October 24, 2019

Zoe

She looks like a cinnamon bun but is slightly homicidal.

It can also be used as a synonym for arsonist.
Ex: The Zoe burned down the school.

by TheDefinitioner54 October 26, 2019

Marky

A really energetic young boy who plays video games 24/7 and jumps while he plays, looks like hes getting a workout. Oh yeah he also has a snack only diet yet magically doesnt gain weight.

Markys catchphrase is "Mom! Can I have a snack!"
Chocolate and more chocolate.

by TheDefinitioner54 October 24, 2019