m.o.m.m

Murder on my mind

Fuck fake ass friends I got M.O.M.M

by Dp00754 June 12, 2018

o.m.m.i.o

On My Momma I'm On

O.M.M.I.O, and thats for sure.

by flame400 October 12, 2017

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

by xCascade October 21, 2010

M.O.M.

Mail-order marijuana.

This dealer's great. Kick-ass bud, and M.O.M. too!

by Melgar March 27, 2008

H.O.M.M.I.E.S.

House Of Many Mexican Indians Energetically Singing

I had a meeting at H.O.M.M.I.E.S. which I was going to be late for.

by the "Sh" in KaSh November 18, 2006

M.O.M.C.

This is short for "Mouth Open, Mind Closed." It's used when dealing with people who constantly talk without listening. This trait is common amongst guidos. Customer service agents think it often when dealing with pushy, rude customers.

Dude 1: Say dude, wanna come to the party tonight?
Dude 2: I -
Dude 1 (interrupts): Great! I'll see you there!
Dude 2: But I can't go!
Dude 1: We're gonna have a great time there! That really hot blonde is gonna be there, and I'm counting on you to be my wing man!
Dude 2: Yuck, this dude is M.O.M.C.

by quamp March 20, 2014

L.O.M.B.Y.M.M.

It is an acronym for layin on my back yankin my monkey.

Guy1 :Dudeeee my new girl caught me L.O.M.B.Y.M.M.

Guy2: Awwww man that blows.

by Too much time on his hands September 10, 2009