M.O.M.C.

This is short for "Mouth Open, Mind Closed." It's used when dealing with people who constantly talk without listening. This trait is common amongst guidos. Customer service agents think it often when dealing with pushy, rude customers.

Dude 1: Say dude, wanna come to the party tonight?
Dude 2: I -
Dude 1 (interrupts): Great! I'll see you there!
Dude 2: But I can't go!
Dude 1: We're gonna have a great time there! That really hot blonde is gonna be there, and I'm counting on you to be my wing man!
Dude 2: Yuck, this dude is M.O.M.C.

M.O.M.C. by quamp March 20, 2014

G.O.M.C 

Grumpy Old Mens Club

he complains so much he's a life member of the G.O.M.C

G.O.M.C by grumpy18 November 25, 2010

O.M.C. 

Old Man Crush. Having a crush on a sexy, older gentleman who may or may not be married.

O.M.G.! I have a serious O.M.C. on Sean Connery, yo!

O.M.C. by A.P. Ferrara February 21, 2009

H.P.O.M.C

H.P.O.M.C is short for Hot Piece Of Man Candy

i was walkin down the street one day and i saw this sexy guy, & damn he was a H.P.O.M.C !!

H.P.O.M.C by =]]]]]]]] December 31, 2007

o.b.o.m.y.m.m.c.r.d.m.m 

Oh baby, oh man
You're making me crazy, really driving me mad

It's always "Wyd?" and never "o.b.o.m.y.m.m.c.r.d.m.m" </3

o.b.o.m.y.m.m.c.r.d.m.m by yess3nialol March 11, 2021

O.M.C 

Well, its like OMG (Oh my God) But in this case. Oh My Cabbage.

Simple and less blasphemes :P

O.M.C that guy just took one to sack!!!

O.M.C check out the size of those....

O.M.C by -Abe- December 16, 2008

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T 

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA

Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010