O.M.O.M.L - On my Ops Momma Life
Used as a swear with no direct consequences to user, Could be a lie could be the truth.
Used as a swear with no direct consequences to user, Could be a lie could be the truth.
Person 1: Did you fuck that midget behind the dumpster?
Person 2: Nah brodie, you know I like mine King size.
Person 1: Swear To God?
Person 2: O.M.O.M.L
Person 2: Nah brodie, you know I like mine King size.
Person 1: Swear To God?
Person 2: O.M.O.M.L
by Mr.5G February 25, 2023
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Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE
Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE
by Hiiits me the girl who loves u November 16, 2020
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Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.
symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.
symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"
Ken - "..who the old man over there?"
Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."
Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"
Ken - "..who the old man over there?"
Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."
Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"
by Earnest Earny April 8, 2011
Get the O.M.L. Syndrom mug.Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.
by Debonovich January 10, 2005
Get the J.O.M.L mug.Originating back in 1500 B.C., P.B.O.M.L, or otherwise known as Paige, Bitch Of My Life, was a highly vulgar term used by Arabian cavemen to let their fellow cavemen know that they needed to deficate. Today, P.B.O.M.L stays true to its original meaning, as it is widely used by 21st century teens for the same reason.
by anonymous714210 February 22, 2019
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