O.M.O.M.L 

O.M.O.M.L - On my Ops Momma Life

Used as a swear with no direct consequences to user, Could be a lie could be the truth.

Person 1: Did you fuck that midget behind the dumpster?
Person 2: Nah brodie, you know I like mine King size.
Person 1: Swear To God?
Person 2: O.M.O.M.L

O.M.O.M.L by Mr.5G February 25, 2023

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l 

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l: I just want you to b with me for the rest of my life

Sophie:i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l
Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l by Hiiits me the girl who loves u November 16, 2020

O.M.L. Syndrom 

Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.

symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.

Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"

Ken - "..who the old man over there?"

Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."

Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"

O.M.L. Syndrom by Earnest Earny April 8, 2011

J.O.M.L

Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.

1. Claudia is so fine I am going to put her in my JOML and save her for later.

J.O.M.L by Debonovich January 10, 2005

P.B.O.M.L 

Originating back in 1500 B.C., P.B.O.M.L, or otherwise known as Paige, Bitch Of My Life, was a highly vulgar term used by Arabian cavemen to let their fellow cavemen know that they needed to deficate. Today, P.B.O.M.L stays true to its original meaning, as it is widely used by 21st century teens for the same reason.

"Holy Shit I need to P.B.O.M.L!"

P.B.O.M.L by anonymous714210 February 22, 2019

L.O.M.L.F 

you'll love them no matter what may come between you guys. forever.

V: "you're the L.O.M.L.F."
L: "i am?"
V: "yes, :"

L.O.M.L.F by touski June 17, 2010

T.B.D.O.M.L 

The Best Day Of My Life

OMG this is my T.B.D.O.M.L!

T.B.D.O.M.L by Prewcio June 5, 2020