M.O.M.

Mail-order marijuana.

This dealer's great. Kick-ass bud, and M.O.M. too!

by Melgar March 27, 2008

M.O.M.

move-on man. The guy girls use to move-on after a break-up. Kind of like a rebound except the girl doesn't expect the relationship to go anywhere. M.O.M.'s are dumped when the girl either finds some confidence or another man.

Girl: No, it's nothing serious... he's just my M.O.M. I'm just not over John yet.

by doyoucopy January 18, 2011

M.O.M.

Malignant. Oppressive. Monster.

The woman who believes that birthing you gives her everlasting control over your life. It was twenty years ago... get over it.

"Dude, my M.O.M. is such a bitch!"

by yab February 28, 2005

M.O.M.

An acronym for “Motorcycles Over Muscle-Cars.” Used mostly by vehicle lovers to clarify that they prefer motorcycles over muscle-cars.

“Dude, did you see that sick ‘69 Challenger?”
“Yeah, it was cool, but I’m more of a M.O.M. guy.”

by M.O.M. lol February 10, 2022

M.O.M.

Marine-Only-Material. Term used for a girl so ugly only a marine would hook up with her.

Hey bro don't by that girl a drink, she's a total M.O.M.

by DodgerblueSC November 26, 2008

m.o.m.

"m.o.m.", or "made of money" is a name for the human being that has given birth to you. If you do not have a "m.o.m.", that means you adopted or depressed. If you need money quick, just ask your "m.o.m." for money as after all, she is made of money.

you: hey mom, can I have some money?
mom: no
you: bruh please
mom: what is a bruh? do you mean bra? why are you talking about bras?!
you: mom stop I want money please, please!!
mom: why are you asking me?
you: because you're made of money! (m.o.m.)
mom: bruh

by gravysauce481 March 26, 2021

m.o.m

a mexican on meth a m.o.m

dude did you see that homeless guy back there?

yeah he was probably a m.o.m

by stuart kartz December 17, 2007