M.o.m.h. 

Murderer of my happiness

Great...tragic...misery

Tolstoy

He is the M.o.m.h. Depicted in a movie

M.o.m.h. by AnnaKarenina October 22, 2013

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. 

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

L.O.M.H. 

A christian substitute for the LMAO. It stands for Laugh Off My Heiney. Interchangeable with any abbreviation with a curse word in it, such as, LMAO, LMFAO, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAOWPMP, LMFAOWWAHGG, and even SMPLWWPFWJTSTBMISLJC. The last three stand for, 1- Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Pissing My Pants., 2- Laugh My Fucking Ass Off While Watching A Harlem Globe Trotters Game., 3 - Shit My Pants Laughing While Watching Pulp Fiction When John Travolta Shoots That Black Man In Samuel L. Jacksons Car.

Person 1 - Knock Knock.
Person 2 - Whoes there?
Person 1 - Bacon.
Person 2 - Bacon Who?

Person 1 - What do you mean baking who? What are you some type of Nazi?
Person 2 - "L.O.M.H."
Person 1 - So seriously, dude that's fuck up, I think you should go get help for that.

L.O.M.H. by Slefmruts Yerffej September 29, 2010

D.o.m.h. 

Daughter of my heart. A term of endearment for person that you did not sure but you love like one of your own.

"Erica is so amazing. She absolutely is the d.o.m.h.for me."

D.o.m.h. by Karamelkhandee May 20, 2022

a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k 

A man opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks!

1: what ur fav scene in breaking bad
2.a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k
1. what?

a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k by tekashi6ix9ine6969696 November 2, 2022

I.I.T.Y.M.H.C.B.O.M.M.W.Y.G.

If i told you my heart couldn’t beat one more minute without you girl

babe, I.I.T.Y.M.H.C.B.O.M.M.W.Y.G.

I.I.T.Y.M.H.C.B.O.M.M.W.Y.G. by his prettiest problem June 21, 2022

P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y 

Nagito’s love confession basically-

“Please don’t forget, from the bottom of my heart, i am truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside you.”

she texted me “I love you” and I was like P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y.

“wow, that’s so romantic.”

P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y by moonisaweeb May 21, 2022