A christian substitute for the
LMAO. It stands for Laugh Off My Heiney. Interchangeable with any abbreviation with a curse word in it, such as,
LMAO, LMFAO, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAOWPMP, LMFAOWWAHGG, and even SMPLWWPFWJTSTBMISLJC. The last three stand for,
1- Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Pissing My Pants., 2- Laugh My Fucking Ass Off While Watching A Harlem Globe Trotters Game., 3 - Shit My Pants Laughing While Watching Pulp Fiction When John Travolta Shoots That Black Man In Samuel
L. Jacksons
Car.
Person 1 - Knock Knock.
Person 2 - Whoes there?
Person 1 - Bacon.
Person 2 - Bacon Who?
Person 1 - What do you mean baking who? What are you some type of
Nazi?
Person 2 - "
L.O.M.H."
Person 1 - So seriously,
dude that's fuck up, I think you should go get help for that.