M.I.L.K. 

Mother I'd Like to Kiss. It signifies a less vulgar attraction to a mother, still preferably not your own. Perhaps a friend's mother that is more sweet and cuddly than yours and maybe she offers some milk and cookies when you come over.

Yaw, yo mama is a M.I.L.K. to the max. WHOO LAWDY! WHIP OUT DEM COOKIES!!

M.I.L.K. by jew dash lee muda fukka November 24, 2007

M.I.L.K. 

Mom I'd like to kiss. It refers to a less vulgar way of admiring a mother, preferably not your own, cuz still its just wrong, unless you make it clear that its a kiss on the cheek. Even so, M.I.L.K. is a child-friendly word that describes your feelings for one of your friend's mothers, who hooks you up with some tasty finger-lickins when you come over.

MMM!! DAMN Chuck, your mami is a M.I.L.K. for real! Whip out them cookies!! Hooo-weeee!!!!

M.I.L.K. by jewleeah December 10, 2007

M.I.L.K 

M.I.L.K is abbreviated for Mother I'd like to Kill. You would use this saying when you are mad at your mom for whatever reason.

"My mom's a M.I.L.K"

M.I.L.K by Molly McGee April 4, 2011

M.I.L.K. 

Milk! You know, the stuff that comes out of cows. Used with periods to confuse the stupid.

<Frank> Sally, you're such a M.I.L.K.!
<Sally> MEANIE! I don't even know what a M.I.L.K. is ._. *sobs*
<Frank> Duhhr, go look it up! >P
~A moment later~
<Sally> I HATE YOU! GO CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!

M.I.L.K. by the2989 December 24, 2008

M.I.L.K. 

Mum I'd Like to Knob

A Scottish acronym and code term used to describe an attractive Mother who is standing in close proximity to the observer.

Would you like some M.I.L.K.in your coffee Bruce?

M.I.L.K. by Mulletano April 2, 2008

M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L 

Mother I'd like to kiss and would consider fucking later.

No, Matthew. She's just a M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L

M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L by milfknowers November 9, 2010

m.i.l.k.y.y.y 

Cool person on TikTok that likes wallpapers

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m.i.l.k.y.y.y by M.i.l.k.y.y.y June 9, 2021