M.I.L.K 

M.I.L.K is abbreviated for Mother I'd like to Kill. You would use this saying when you are mad at your mom for whatever reason.

"My mom's a M.I.L.K"

M.I.L.K by Molly McGee April 4, 2011

M.I.L.K. 

Mother I'd Like to Kiss. It signifies a less vulgar attraction to a mother, still preferably not your own. Perhaps a friend's mother that is more sweet and cuddly than yours and maybe she offers some milk and cookies when you come over.

Yaw, yo mama is a M.I.L.K. to the max. WHOO LAWDY! WHIP OUT DEM COOKIES!!

M.I.L.K. by jew dash lee muda fukka November 24, 2007

M.I.L.K. 

Mom I'd like to kiss. It refers to a less vulgar way of admiring a mother, preferably not your own, cuz still its just wrong, unless you make it clear that its a kiss on the cheek. Even so, M.I.L.K. is a child-friendly word that describes your feelings for one of your friend's mothers, who hooks you up with some tasty finger-lickins when you come over.

MMM!! DAMN Chuck, your mami is a M.I.L.K. for real! Whip out them cookies!! Hooo-weeee!!!!

M.I.L.K. by jewleeah December 10, 2007

M.I.L.K. 

Milk! You know, the stuff that comes out of cows. Used with periods to confuse the stupid.

<Frank> Sally, you're such a M.I.L.K.!
<Sally> MEANIE! I don't even know what a M.I.L.K. is ._. *sobs*
<Frank> Duhhr, go look it up! >P
~A moment later~
<Sally> I HATE YOU! GO CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!

M.I.L.K. by the2989 December 24, 2008

M.I.L.K. 

Mum I'd Like to Knob

A Scottish acronym and code term used to describe an attractive Mother who is standing in close proximity to the observer.

Would you like some M.I.L.K.in your coffee Bruce?

M.I.L.K. by Mulletano April 2, 2008

M.I.L.K.

A K-pop girl group from 2001. The lineup consisted of Jaeyoung, Bomi, Hyunjin, and Yumi. Yumi left the group sometime before their comeback which was cancelled due to Yumi's departure. M.I.L.K. later disbanded in 2003. Their name stands for Made In Lovely Kin. They are also named M.I.L.K. because they want their CDs to be sold everywhere, just like milk, which is not true, I made that up. They were supposed to release Into The New World by girl group SNSD, however, they disbanded before it's release. The remix version of Into The New World is allegedly the instrumental to their song.

I love M.I.L.K., you love M.I.L.K., we love M.I.L.K.

M.I.L.K. by wjsnoutsold May 23, 2026

M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L 

Mother I'd like to kiss and would consider fucking later.

No, Matthew. She's just a M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L

M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L by milfknowers November 9, 2010