M.I.L.K is abbreviated for Mother I'd like to Kill. You would use this saying when you are mad at your mom for whatever reason.
"My mom's a M.I.L.K"
by Molly McGee March 20, 2011
Mother I'd Like to Kiss. It signifies a less vulgar attraction to a mother, still preferably not your own. Perhaps a friend's mother that is more sweet and cuddly than yours and maybe she offers some milk and cookies when you come over.
by jew dash lee muda fukka November 03, 2007
Mom I'd like to kiss. It refers to a less vulgar way of admiring a mother, preferably not your own, cuz still its just wrong, unless you make it clear that its a kiss on the cheek. Even so, M.I.L.K. is a child-friendly word that describes your feelings for one of your friend's mothers, who hooks you up with some tasty finger-lickins when you come over.
by jewleeah November 14, 2007
<Frank> Sally, you're such a M.I.L.K.!
<Sally> MEANIE! I don't even know what a M.I.L.K. is ._. *sobs*
<Frank> Duhhr, go look it up! >P
~A moment later~
<Sally> I HATE YOU! GO CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!
<Sally> MEANIE! I don't even know what a M.I.L.K. is ._. *sobs*
<Frank> Duhhr, go look it up! >P
~A moment later~
<Sally> I HATE YOU! GO CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!
by the2989 April 06, 2007
Mum I'd Like to Knob
A Scottish acronym and code term used to describe an attractive Mother who is standing in close proximity to the observer.
A Scottish acronym and code term used to describe an attractive Mother who is standing in close proximity to the observer.
by Mulletano April 01, 2008