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by doctorevii2001 June 11, 2008
Get the lynden mug.A Lenwen is a person who tries to contribute intelligent opinions to discussions around sports topics only to be completely and utterly shot down due to high volumes of poor judgment and a complete lack of perspective.
The term is coined from the avatar name of a frequent poster on ESPN's forums, who has drawn ire for his consistent inaccuracy in predicting sporting outcomes and general inability to see reason.
The term is coined from the avatar name of a frequent poster on ESPN's forums, who has drawn ire for his consistent inaccuracy in predicting sporting outcomes and general inability to see reason.
"I was on the ESPN boards and this Lenwen claimed that Greg Oden would be better than Bill Russel."
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Joe: "The combination of Lebron and Shaq on the same team means a guaranteed finals appearance. This is not even debatable."
Jack: "... God you're such a Lenwen... Why am I even friends with you?"
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Joe: "The combination of Lebron and Shaq on the same team means a guaranteed finals appearance. This is not even debatable."
Jack: "... God you're such a Lenwen... Why am I even friends with you?"
by Benedict A. July 22, 2010
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by John tell February 26, 2019
Get the Lynden mug.Lynden, Washington, "the Queen of the Nooksack Valley": Lynden is the American Dutch capital of the West Coast—not so much in a touristy way, but in a tall, blonde, moneygrubbing, dazzlingly superficial, authentic American Dutch way. No other phonebook has so many names beginning in "Vander" or ending in "-sma". (At the time this definition was written, the mayor and three out of the seven council members had Dutch last names: Korthuis, Bode, Kuiken, and Laninga). There is a church on almost every corner, and Lynden is conservative to ultraconservative and proudly CRC (Christian Reformed). Lynden actually has city ordinances requiring the meticulous maintenance of lawns. Everyone is related to everyone. The wives of Lynden are tall, skinny, tan, and plastered in makeup; for some inexplicable reason, they all have spiky, highlighted hair. Front Street is overrun every day by Asian tourists who find the Dutch fake fronts that decorate its buildings exciting enough to stop the bus on their way to and from Canada. Thus, the very buildings of Lynden are a metaphor for its people. If you live in Lynden, you know the phrase, "If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much."
Still, Lynden has good public and private schools, the Northwest Washington Fair, very little violence, lots of trees, and a Little Caesar's, so it's not all for loss. And, well, superficial people are people, too.
Still, Lynden has good public and private schools, the Northwest Washington Fair, very little violence, lots of trees, and a Little Caesar's, so it's not all for loss. And, well, superficial people are people, too.
To be fair, names ending in "-sma" are Frisian, not Dutch, but Lyndenites don't even make the distinction.
The people of Lynden really are, in general, all of these things, but they are not racist, if anything above came across that way, and they do make an effort to be nice and upstanding. (And fortunately plastic surgery has not caught on.)
The people of Lynden really are, in general, all of these things, but they are not racist, if anything above came across that way, and they do make an effort to be nice and upstanding. (And fortunately plastic surgery has not caught on.)
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Isiah’s mom: Lynden’s cock is so huge I had to stay in bed all day,
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