Lyndenism

A sense, commonly affecting gingers where you are the whitest kid in the world, is fuckng retard fag and is gay btw hes lesbian, hes ginger, white, small pp, always drinks energy drinks and gets yelled at by mr drebert. therefore hes fucking retarded. And hes a ginger

Wow, Lyndenism is a very bad desease

by nigerian prince 420 October 2, 2019

John R. Lindensmith

Writer, humanist, author, owner of The Church of Fat on Xanga. Minor internet celebrity. Pervy terror lord.

John R. Lindensmith has been giving many-a quality entry in The Church of Fat lately.

by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006

lynxdenis

a newgen audiomaker

"have you heard of that lynxdenis guy?"
"LOL YEA HES SUCH A NEWGEN"

by zerxdm December 14, 2020

Lyndyism

The ultimate Religion.
Women dominant men to the extreme.

System:
Lyndy=God
Lauren=Jesus (left hand woman)
Women
Rats
Bugs
8 inch and over
Black men
Boys
Men
Gays

Balls should be chopped off so women can get what they want without worrying about getting pregnant.

Lyndyism is the following.
V-day
girl gives razor to boy with large pubes.
boy asks "whats this for?"
girl replies "for ur forest dick wad"

Religion of Major Unknown Whippage.

by Lyndybindyboo January 11, 2009

Lyndacism

1) overbearing judgement and criticism of the highest level on any and all subject matters. 2) to be judged with looks, words, and sounds on your life choices because she always knows what's best for you. 3) to be judged chronically and relentlessly.

I've had enough of your lyndacism!
I can see the lyndacism on your face!
Despite the over bearing lyndacism, it still manage to succeed.

by Jibrilium July 6, 2016

Landonism

prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people with the name Landon.

A: “I fully pledge myself to Landonism”
B: “You hate Landon? Me too!”
C: “OMG I do too! Let’s make it a religion!”

by riyacq October 31, 2022

lordenism

a political theory derived from Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor aka Lorde.

capitalism has failed, fails and will fail in every society where it puts its tentacles which are based on the expropriation and exploitation of man by man. The only way out for a better world is the establishment of the Lordenist Dictatorial Regime.
anyway, Lordenism forever.

by chuulia July 19, 2023