literaphobia

The fear of words

Don't read this if you have literaphobia.

literaphobia by da wampinator December 1, 2016

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Literaphorically

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adverb-

a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is both literal and metaphorical applicable in order to suggest a double meaning about one incident.

When Jerry sucker punched Helen Keller. Literaphorically, she never saw it coming.

While painting, John was not paying attention while turning around and literaphorically brushed the wall. Forcing him to clean up his mistake.

Literaphorically by Cigarettebutt75 May 30, 2010

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Related Words

literaphobia • Literalphobia • Liberphobia • Liberalphobia • Limerphobia • Lemeraphobia • liberiphobia • likeaphobia • Literaphorically • Litirophobia

lutraphobia

Noun; present tense.

lutraphobia is the fear of those pesky creatures, otters. The subject of fear is those pesky teeth and sharp... fur. lol

dude 1: dude that otter is giving me the creeps

dude 2: clearly you have lutraphobia

dude 1: omgwtfbbq

dude 2: no kidding

lutraphobia by razza62 September 29, 2008

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likeaphobia

A fear of when you are stalking someone's Facebook profile, and Accidently liking and commenting on that's person picture. This phobia is present in 85% of all straight males under the age of 25 on Facebook

*scrolling through Bikini Pics :) 2012*

*switch pictures*

*like photo? Yes*

You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*

Next Day

Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?

You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?

Likeaphobia ruined my life.

likeaphobia by RGC Brave September 23, 2011