loser's lunch 

Bologna on hand. A piece of lunch meat eaten by itself because you are a poor loser and have no bread.

Originated by Metallica in the early 80's, when they lived in their practice space, before they had any money.

No bread, just balogna. Looks like loser's lunch again.

loser's lunch by Withstand December 13, 2005

loser's bracket 

1. the sub-grouping within a competitive tournament whereby those who suffer their first loss are demoted to a pool of similar types who have suffered a like fate; one more defeat in this category renders the unfortunate complete elimination from the field.
2. a common perception that certain individuals are moving through their respective lives already having suffered some type of major defeat (or many smaller ones), thereby rendering them to a decidedly less than ideal existence.

Look at Joe : he attended all the wrong schools thereby acquiring all the wrong type of friends; this precipitated choosing the wrong type of occupation and marrying the wrong type of girl. Now he's in the wrong type of neighborhood with the wrong type of kids. Joe could be said to be existing in the loser's bracket of life.

loser's bracket by Virgin Suicides October 17, 2017

loser's limp 

An ailment or impediment, typically manifested through injury, that is feigned or exaggerated by a competitor to explain a poor performance

A: "Federer is one set and a break ahead now but his opponent has started to clutch at his hamstring after each rally, "
B: "Looks like he's getting a bit of a loser's limp."

loser's limp by Chad McShane June 30, 2009

Loser's Queue 

1. A negative supernatural force that explains why certain factors aligned to one's detriment.

2. A League of Legends conspiracy theory that purports the existence of a secret feature in the game's matchmaking algorithm which forces certain players to play with sub-par teams for multiple games at a time. Typically espoused by League players when they are in a losing streak.

1.)
Friend 1: "My wife's boyfriend just took away my Nintendo Switch! And my daily Soylent shipment is going to be late. Why is this happening to me?!"
Friend 2 (while taking a bite out of an Impossible Whopper): "Loser's Queue."

2.)
Gamer 1: "I've already lost 4 games in a row and my Jungler just locked-in Corki."
Gamer 2: "Loser's Queue."

Loser's Queue by Yeetsuo October 25, 2020

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword 

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword by aotako June 8, 2011

Loser's Manual 

The Loser's Manual is really a User's Manual one receives when making the purchase of an electronic gadget, or a new piece of lawn equipment, power tool, etc. The difference is that real men never consult the User's Manual.

Guy #1: Hey Kyle, I just bought this weed whacker, but can't figure out how to install the fishing line, can you hand me the User's Manual?
Guy #2: You mean Loser's Manual don't you Jeff?
Guy #1: Why do you call it the Loser's Manual Kyle?
Guy #2: 'Cause only a Loser would have to use it, real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: I see, well in that case let's go get a beer.
Guy #2: Now you're talking.

Loser's Manual by ReaperB October 26, 2013

Loser's loser 

The ultimate loser. When it comes to losing, no one does it better. This person loses at everything in life. It takes several generations of losing DNA to produce a loser's loser.

John is a man's man, but Jimmy over there is a loser's loser.

Loser's loser by Robthanob September 23, 2014