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an eggroll like filipino snack with characteristics of a ninja star when thrown. weapon of choice for lumpia man.can usually be found folded neatly like an envelope.
after finding out that my magnok was undercooked, i hurled three pieces of lumpia at the chef.
lumpia by got lumpia? October 20, 2003
eggroll like Filipino snack, normally folded neatly like an envelope; also used as a weapon when thrown.
Dude Gerv is pissed, he is throwing six month old beef lumpia at me.
lumpia by Greg Brady October 15, 2003

lumpia cock 

An asian dick wrapped with a strong natural condom so thick the guy cannot feel anything .
I fucked this pinay chick last night man but her pussy was so big it felt like i had lumpia cock or something.
lumpia cock by Fryingsquirrel November 20, 2017

Umpa-Lumpia 

A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget.
I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia
Umpa-Lumpia by gatterband January 20, 2009

Banana Lumpia 

literally just a banana wrapped in lumpia with brown sugar.
banana lumpia is fucking good and you should try it.

(seriously try it bitch)
Banana Lumpia by taiwei June 15, 2022

lumpatrump 

The dense mass of mind-bending news information metastasizing throughout the day.
Hit with a lumpatrump at the end of the workday, it’s hard to go for my evening run.
lumpatrump by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017