lumer 

When you have an erection and you try and hide it by folding it back under your underwear band. A valuble technique for random adolescent (or in some cases adult) erections.

No one can tell, but I have the biggest lumer right now.

I had to give the speech in front of the class so I used the ole lumer trick.

lumer by Bobby Knocks March 21, 2013

lumer

A phenomenon in which light is broken into shifting, dappled patterns as it reflects off the surface of water. The effect occurs due to the reflection of sunlight or artificial light as it passes through rippling water, creating moving, speckled illuminations on nearby surfaces.
Other forms: lumering, lumerance.

She sat by the lake, mesmerized by the lumer dancing on the boathouse wall.

lumer by thunderoak March 26, 2026

lumer

The phenomenon of moving light patterns created when light reflects off water onto a nearby surface - like the shifting, rippling light you see on a rock or underside of a bridge when sunlight hits a flowing river.

We stopped by the river and ended up just watching the lumer moving across the stones.

lumer by thunderoak March 27, 2026

Hans get the Luger 

A term used to describe how much someone hates a situation and/or a person or group of people. This term only really works in Germany due to their outstanding humor.

*kid does fortnite dance*
Person 1 to Person 2 :"Hans get the Luger"

Hans get the Luger by tismandefinitelynotgay December 17, 2019

Lucero 

Lucero is the brightest to all who look into her eyes. She has the warmest smile that keeps you coming back. She is never ending, deeper than the deepest ocean. She is an alpha female who wants to balance between alpha and beta. Life has not granted her that yet. She wants emotional security and a loyal mate. She gives more than humanly possible. If you can make her smile genuinely you will be hooked for life. You will only care and love her. If you screw her over you’ll never get another chance. She is direct and expects the same. She only wants the truth. Lie for any reason and you’ll miss out. When she loves, you’ll know it, don’t push her. She is the keeper of my soul. I know I’ll be hers forever. There is no turning away from her.
She provides the sunshine to live.

Lucero is my Lioness

Lucero by Federico Suave August 30, 2021

left lamer 

Person who drives slow in the left hand lane or drives the same speed as someone who is the right hand lane. Either way, there is no chance to pass. It's a play on words for "left laner."

That left lamer needs to move their ass over so I can pass.

left lamer by sulco March 19, 2004

Luberly 

The same as LOVELY.

A word used to replace the word LOVELY.
Sometimes used when being mushy with one's boyfriend,
Also,sometimes used by small children/toddlers who cannot pronounce LOVELY correctly.

Renee to Debbie; "Mom my dress is sooo luberly!"
OR
Boy to Girlfriend; "Here's £100 to go shopping"

Reply; "Oh babes! Im so lucky,you're soo luberly!"

Luberly by DebbieO October 31, 2010