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jackin' lumber 

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to jack someones lumber or to be jackin' lumber lumber is basically to give someone a hand job.
Guy:"wanna come over tonight and jack my lumber?"
Girl:"eww, thats disgusting I'm never even going to touch you perv!"
Guy:"oh come on, its not like you've never been jackin' lumber before"
Girl:"Fuck You!"
jackin' lumber by MattThePhrat September 5, 2007

lumber-jacking off 

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When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood
Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.

Lumber Jackie 

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A straight female who dresses like a dyke.
"Marsha gets all the girls because she is so Lumber Jackie. She should consider dialing down the flannel if she wants them to know she is straight."
Lumber Jackie by Cjohnson02000 July 24, 2018

lumber-jacking 

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The highly disciplined art of simultaneously defecating and masturbating.
One thing Cliff really enjoys is a good lumber-jacking.
lumber-jacking by Douglas Thorneloe January 10, 2009

Lumber-Jacking 

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The act of masterbaiting to a tree .
Guy 1 : Bro did you see him Lumber-Jacking the other day.
Guy 2 : Yeah, it was intense.
Lumber-Jacking by JeromeTheMole December 1, 2021

lumber jacking

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Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it
phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!
lumber jacking by bigbonza August 4, 2012
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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