lumber jackin
lumber jackin by Chris July 27, 2004
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jackin' lumber
Guy:"wanna come over tonight and jack my lumber?"
Girl:"eww, thats disgusting I'm never even going to touch you perv!"
Guy:"oh come on, its not like you've never been jackin' lumber before"
Girl:"Fuck You!"
Girl:"eww, thats disgusting I'm never even going to touch you perv!"
Guy:"oh come on, its not like you've never been jackin' lumber before"
Girl:"Fuck You!"
jackin' lumber by MattThePhrat September 5, 2007
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