lumber-jacking 

The highly disciplined art of simultaneously defecating and masturbating.

One thing Cliff really enjoys is a good lumber-jacking.

lumber-jacking by Douglas Thorneloe January 10, 2009

Lumber-Jacking 

The act of masterbaiting to a tree .

Guy 1 : Bro did you see him Lumber-Jacking the other day.
Guy 2 : Yeah, it was intense.

Lumber-Jacking by JeromeTheMole December 1, 2021

lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

lumber jacking by bigbonza August 4, 2012

Lumber jacking

The act of masturbating while pooping.

{Man last night was crazy! No other way to explain it! I was taking a crap and jerking off. Aka} lumber jacking

Lumber jacking by Brendonious August 30, 2017

Lumber jacking

When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.

Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?

Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!

Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?

Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?

Lumber jacking by Adam Demamp November 3, 2011

lumber-jacking off 

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood

Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.

lumber-jacking off by Medici32 May 29, 2016

Jacking Lumber 

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

Jacking Lumber by bigboybobo June 24, 2024