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Lumberjacking off 

The disposal of morning wood through the act of masturbating.
Guy: After the dream I had this morning, I had some lumberjacking off to do...
Lumberjacking off by JJtheSeme August 12, 2010

lumberjaction 

A contraction of the phrase "lumberjack action" used to denote one's particularly masculine qualities.
"Check out the lumberjaction on Jim's beard!"
lumberjaction by Big Mikey B May 1, 2008

Lumberjackass 

A sports fan who only tweets positive comments about his team regardless of the score of the game and regardless of the team's current rank in the standings. See also: Homer, Corporate Shill, Super Fan™
We got our asses handed to us last night, but that Lumberjackass on Twitter had nothing but great things to say about the team again.
Lumberjackass by KrankyKanuck November 5, 2017

Lumberjackin 

To masturbate while pooping for max efficiency thereby working with your hands while producing logs.
Yusef: "Every time I poop I masturbate real quick because if I’m already gettin rid of stuff I might as well finish the job."

Crowd: "Lumberjackin rules!"
Lumberjackin by Trombonafide October 2, 2018

lumberjacking

The act of masturbating whilst watching someone else take a shit, or the act of taking a shit whilst someone watching masturbates
Man, my wife is a dirty bitch - we did some serious lumberjacking last night! She squatted over a glass coffee table & took a shit while I was underneath, masturbating furiously!!
lumberjacking by Jack Shit II July 20, 2008

Lumberjackie

A very tall and masculine chick that would be a great lumberjack.
Jenn: Whoa, that chick looks like Paul Bunyan.

Gina: Yeah, that's a Lumberjackie forsure.
Lumberjackie by xjj May 4, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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