Lumberjackian

Someone that who wears lumberjack clothing, gear and an occasional sombrero, but is neither a mexican nor a lumberjack. Usually has large amounts of hair and a crevat.

Mike: That would explain his facial-hair.
Jordan: It's called a crevat, you non-lumberjackian!

by lordplagus March 19, 2011

Lumberjacking off

The disposal of morning wood through the act of masturbating.

Guy: After the dream I had this morning, I had some lumberjacking off to do...

by JJtheSeme August 12, 2010

lumberjaction

A contraction of the phrase "lumberjack action" used to denote one's particularly masculine qualities.

"Check out the lumberjaction on Jim's beard!"

by Big Mikey B May 1, 2008

Lumberjackass

A sports fan who only tweets positive comments about his team regardless of the score of the game and regardless of the team's current rank in the standings. See also: Homer, Corporate Shill, Super Fan™

We got our asses handed to us last night, but that Lumberjackass on Twitter had nothing but great things to say about the team again.

by KrankyKanuck November 5, 2017

Lumberjackin

To masturbate while pooping for max efficiency thereby working with your hands while producing logs.

Yusef: "Every time I poop I masturbate real quick because if I’m already gettin rid of stuff I might as well finish the job."

Crowd: "Lumberjackin rules!"

by Trombonafide October 2, 2018

lumberjacking

The act of masturbating whilst watching someone else take a shit, or the act of taking a shit whilst someone watching masturbates

Man, my wife is a dirty bitch - we did some serious lumberjacking last night! She squatted over a glass coffee table & took a shit while I was underneath, masturbating furiously!!

by Jack Shit II July 20, 2008

Lumberjackie

A very tall and masculine chick that would be a great lumberjack.

Jenn: Whoa, that chick looks like Paul Bunyan.

Gina: Yeah, that's a Lumberjackie forsure.

by xjj May 4, 2011