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The Libertines 

The Libertines are a British band who love British culture, drugs, alcohol, sex, and rock and roll. Considered by some to be "the only current band that actually acts like a real rock and roll band" due to their infamously scandalous history.

The members are Pete Doherty (notorious adorable crackhead sleazegod) on guitar/vocals, Carl Barat (seedy yet respectable sex idol with the best hair and arse) on guitar/vocals, John Hassall (more quiet member, favored by Adam Green, with famous cheekbones) on bass, and Gary Powell (Sadly sometimes ignored yet absolutely amazing) on drums. The media however, LOVES focusing on the troubles and love-hate relationship of Pete and Carl, thus the other 2 members are hardly seen.
The Libertines' music is reminiscent of The Clash, The Jam, and even some reggae. One album was produced by Mick Jones of The Clash. Their songs are deep, dancy, melodic, and of course, oh so sassy. Go do yourself a favor and listen to these beautiful British lads.
The Libertines by stray April 13, 2005

The Libertines 

amazing british band who wear red english millitary jackets, headed by a sleazy sexgod and a delerious yet completely lovely crackhead poet. with a kickass drummer and skinny cute bassist that shows no emotion whatsoever. who are into union jack, smoking, girls, secret rooftop gigs,and refrences to herion. who have millions of annoying artsy british teenage girl fans.
' the libertines are cool'
'....true dat...'
The Libertines by pshhvertigoYA August 9, 2004

the libertines 

Ostensibly an English band comprised of four members but only two are ever seen: look up Carlos Barat and Pete Doherty. They sail on the Albion towards Arcadia on their quest to save rock n'roll. They used to hustle.
My name is John and I'm in the Libertines; get a microscope.
the libertines by Maria Varela November 15, 2003

Liberian Luncheon

The act of adopting children from a third world orphanage for the purpose of. Ritualistic sacrafice at illuminati ceremonies.
We scheduled a liberian luncheon for next Tuesday, and well have the charity dinner next Friday.
Liberian Luncheon by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

the libertines 

the band i love and that are now splitting up because they are so fucked up that they cant see what they are doing to each other.....and to me.
the libertines by joanne November 27, 2004

The Libertines 

Listen to Up The Bracket or the singles -don't look back into the sun-
The Libertines by Emilou March 29, 2004