19 definitions by joanne

Chat speak

The language of talking like a total retard online AND in real life.

1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"

by joanne October 9, 2004

Constance Carol

Signal red lipstick with no moisturising ingredient whatsoever. Sand Beige (i.e bright orange in colour) 'pressed powder'.

Joanne's lipstick, Joanne's signal red skirt & Janine and Emma's faviorite market stall in Bury.

by joanne July 22, 2003

Fanny baws

Scottish term of derision originating from the programme, "Chewing the Fat" Use your imagination as to what it exactly means

Ho you fanny baws, I'm going to stick my boot so far up your arse you are gonna think Doc martens started making hats.

by joanne August 19, 2004

ryo

a sexii japanese boi dat loves orange. he's the type that comes over to you with hot chocolate and a blanket when it's cold. sometimes just wants time to spend with you and like to listen. talented in every way, self taught piano, noes how to play the guitar and the trumpet. I love you!

"i'll do anything for you"

by joanne February 26, 2005

Irrecrompable

Utterly fantastic and irrepressible

There goes that cunt the irrecrompable Les Bell of oldjockradio.com fame!

by joanne November 22, 2004

In built

In built i.e. running through the person like black pool rock.

Kev Mahon asking Sherrelle for a blow job - it's inbuilt in him.

by joanne July 22, 2003

Lairy

From the Macquarie Dictionary
lairy
adjective 1. exhibitionistic; flashy. 2. vulgar. from Cockney slang
lairy wise, knowing, awake up

"What a lairy pad."

by joanne December 24, 2002