19 definitions by joanne

The language of talking like a total retard online AND in real life.
1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"
by joanne October 9, 2004
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Signal red lipstick with no moisturising ingredient whatsoever. Sand Beige (i.e bright orange in colour) 'pressed powder'.
Joanne's lipstick, Joanne's signal red skirt & Janine and Emma's faviorite market stall in Bury.
by joanne July 22, 2003
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Scottish term of derision originating from the programme, "Chewing the Fat" Use your imagination as to what it exactly means
Ho you fanny baws, I'm going to stick my boot so far up your arse you are gonna think Doc martens started making hats.
by joanne August 19, 2004
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a sexii japanese boi dat loves orange. he's the type that comes over to you with hot chocolate and a blanket when it's cold. sometimes just wants time to spend with you and like to listen. talented in every way, self taught piano, noes how to play the guitar and the trumpet. I love you!
by joanne February 26, 2005
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There goes that cunt the irrecrompable Les Bell of oldjockradio.com fame!
by joanne November 22, 2004
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In built i.e. running through the person like black pool rock.
Kev Mahon asking Sherrelle for a blow job - it's inbuilt in him.
by joanne July 22, 2003
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From the Macquarie Dictionary
lairy
adjective 1. exhibitionistic; flashy. 2. vulgar. from Cockney slang
lairy wise, knowing, awake up
by joanne December 24, 2002
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