Libertini

A Libertini is Italian plumber that is angry all the time. He loves to move his hands around to talk. His ankles are the size of a baby arm but he likes to over compensate by wearing steel toe work shoes because he’s to good for work boots. The Libertinis favorite tool is a Home Depot bucket to sit on so he can spread his tools around and work from one spot. If you’d like to trigger the Libertini, say things such as “You Look Homeless” or “You’re on Call” or simply put his tools away where they belong, send him pictures of ugly small dogs or change his wallpapers on his phone. His coworkers also refer to him as a sexy magician. All in all, He’s fun to work with even though a Libertini hardly ever works.

“Oh Hunny... the sink is clogged again, Can you call Libertini”

Libertini by His Coworker June 9, 2020

Libertini

A dish consisting of foods that are malleable

Lad 1: Where are you?
Lad 2: Eating my dinner, it’s libertini innit
Lad 1: Safe g

Libertini by Officalbingle June 9, 2020

The Libertines 

The Libertines are a British band who love British culture, drugs, alcohol, sex, and rock and roll. Considered by some to be "the only current band that actually acts like a real rock and roll band" due to their infamously scandalous history.

The members are Pete Doherty (notorious adorable crackhead sleazegod) on guitar/vocals, Carl Barat (seedy yet respectable sex idol with the best hair and arse) on guitar/vocals, John Hassall (more quiet member, favored by Adam Green, with famous cheekbones) on bass, and Gary Powell (Sadly sometimes ignored yet absolutely amazing) on drums. The media however, LOVES focusing on the troubles and love-hate relationship of Pete and Carl, thus the other 2 members are hardly seen.

The Libertines' music is reminiscent of The Clash, The Jam, and even some reggae. One album was produced by Mick Jones of The Clash. Their songs are deep, dancy, melodic, and of course, oh so sassy. Go do yourself a favor and listen to these beautiful British lads.

The Libertines by stray April 13, 2005

tea party libertarian 

A group of Republicans who think that they are like the Boston Tea Party of 1773 minus the red face paint and feathers and tomahawks.

Spearheaded by such (not really) self-made men as Steve Forbes, Jeb Bush and Donald Trump

Want to return to the glory days of zero income taxes, no paved roads, running water, public schools, electricity,penicillin or laws banning slavery or child labor. In other words, they think even the Amish are too willing to take a handout from Uncle Sam.

These tea party libertarians are the greediest people imaginable, and they know nothing about history or what suffering regular working Americans experience at the hands of corporations and Wall Street tycoons.

Tea party libertarians = GOP neo-cons

tea party libertarian by Nilli Wanilli October 16, 2010

The Libertines 

amazing british band who wear red english millitary jackets, headed by a sleazy sexgod and a delerious yet completely lovely crackhead poet. with a kickass drummer and skinny cute bassist that shows no emotion whatsoever. who are into union jack, smoking, girls, secret rooftop gigs,and refrences to herion. who have millions of annoying artsy british teenage girl fans.

' the libertines are cool'
'....true dat...'

The Libertines by pshhvertigoYA August 9, 2004

the libertines 

Ostensibly an English band comprised of four members but only two are ever seen: look up Carlos Barat and Pete Doherty. They sail on the Albion towards Arcadia on their quest to save rock n'roll. They used to hustle.

My name is John and I'm in the Libertines; get a microscope.

the libertines by Maria Varela November 15, 2003

American Civil Liberties Union 

a diverse organization of American Patriots better known as simply the aclu that works to protect the basic freedoms gauranteed by the U.S. Constitution

The American Civil Liberties Union believes in:

Free speech,Free press; this applies to everyone even those with radical or unpopular beliefs, defending a persons right to speak is not the same as an endorsement of that speech

Freedom of religion/Seperation of Church and State;There can be no freedom of religion without a seperation of church and state if government favors one particular religion it infringes on the those who believe in other faiths. The religious right claims inaccurately that not allowing government to force people to practice Christianity is somehow being anti-Christian which of course is ridiculous, many Christians are ACLU members

Protections against unwarranted search and seizure (privacy) protected by the fourth amendment the ACLU opposed the Patriot Act and other abuses by the Bush Administration

Opposition to "Cruel" and "Unusual" punishment which is prohibited by the eighth amendment, this includes the death penalty

The ninth amendment states that our rights are not limited to those specifically mentioned in the Constitution, basically America is a free society and the government needs to show a compelling state interest before criminalizing any private personal behavior

The fourteenth amendment gaurantees equal protection under the law, this includes gays and people of all races and religions

American Civil Liberties Union by Mr.Juan-derful May 28, 2010