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lawyer in meme language, in the style of stonks
I turned comments to a purchase agreement. Big loyer energy
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loyzer • lolzer • lozer • lolzerz • loszer • lotzer • lozzer • leyZer • lolzercake • lolzercise
A super loser, especially one that likes sucking his dragon's dick.
CJ is suck a Lozerd, look at him, just munching away at his dragons shaft.
Lozerd by Lvl2Wizard June 1, 2016

lolzersize 

When one laughs with enough force to induce sweat, tears, urine or physical pain.
Holy shit i just lolzersized so hard my pants are wet.
lolzersize by Zarbongliaboltsk October 28, 2010

lolzerland 

The land of lolzer where everyone lols all day long. This is the utopia of lol.
A: i wish i was in lolzerland
B: LOL
A: yay i am in lolzerland!!! lol.
B.LOLZER
A:Lolmao
lolzerland by vampireghost April 4, 2009
The term lolzer was created as an alternative to the internet term "lol" meaning laugh out loud which is now considered overused by many people.

Lolzer can be used to acknowledge amusement at an object or an event in the same way as lol. It can be written, typed but is most popularly used in everyday spoken conversation.

It can also be used in a descriptive context.
e.g, when something funny happens one would exclaim "Thats a lolzer!"
In contrast when something that unamusing or serious happens it would be said that "That is not a lolzer"
Jim: "I was just reaching over to close the window and I tripped and face-planted on the windowsill."
Bob: "Thats a lolzer!"
Jim: "I think I might have broken my nose, it hurts pretty bad."
Bob: "Ah, ok. That is not a lolzer."

Kim: "My mum just phoned the house to ask me where I was?!"
Anna: "Lolzer!"
lolzer by Lolcatzer April 14, 2010
Person 1: Lolzer.
Person 2: You're a loser.
lolzer by cshin9 March 11, 2013
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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