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To blow one's brains out because you're too much of An Hero (read: fukken coward) to provide for one's own children and too broke to "FLEE THE COUNTRY!"

Bonus Points awarded if those children one just abandoned were the products of using one's long-faded internet celebrity to groom and abuse women who deserved better than.

"did you hear about poor Jimmy's dad? Dude straight Lowtaxed himself after losing his shirt at the casino."

lowtax by forcefedmark November 12, 2021

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Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

1) Runs a popular humor website.

2) Is fucking hilarious.

3) Is a prominent figure online, who is both loathed and loved throughout the interweb.

4) Initiated a massive crusade against pedophile websites, resulting in an anti-pedophile web movement and hateful backlash from said pedos (because their sites got fuxxored :D)

Oh wai -

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka by Pfish March 31, 2004

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Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

A god among men.

Oh my Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka!

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka by ARGHAFA February 14, 2004

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

The owner and webmaster of somethingawful.com; the man who laid the foundation for all goons; the leader and trend setter for all Internet journalism.

He has brown hair, his car is black, has two dogs, likes to drink soda, and has this bad gas problem where he farts uncontrollably in the mornings after he wakes up and then, to cover his tracks, he kind of gives this disappointed look at his dogs, just in case somebody walks by and smells his gas.

Lowtax once wrote something on the Internet. It was funny.

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka by Jacket Joe April 21, 2005

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

Drama loving hypocrite faggot. Needs to take his 300 mental meds including Ritalin everyday to function properly.

Loves the yellowtail and his wife happens to be a fucking mongoloid.

Lowtax aka 'Taxi the Maxi' since he's always acting like he's on the rag

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka by elpintogrande April 28, 2005

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

Defender of the photoshop, hero in the War on Bad Photoshop...

Lowtax slew the fark out of him.

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka by dinnertimefun January 15, 2004

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

He is the master. He is, Jeff K.

"I haev proofen my skills and HAX0RED XE ENTARTANMINT!!! "

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka by ryder livingston February 17, 2004

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026