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Southern Lovechild 

When a man saves his semen so he can impregnate himself after gender change surgery.
Rob didn't trust any woman enough to reproduce his looks and intelligence so he had a Southern Lovechild.
Southern Lovechild by Tube Saloon February 14, 2017

lovechild of a moose 

n. a person who is of questionable birth and either extremely hairy or extremely ugly. Refers to the fact that some people look like they were fathered by a large hairy beast.
Bob looks like the lovechild of a moose.
"You lovechild of a moose! Shave your neck!"

All Might's Secret Lovechild 

Deku of course. There's no denying that Izuku Midoriya is All Might and Inko Midoriya's secret lovechild. Like literally prove me wrong.

"HiS dAd JuSt WoRkS oVeRsEaS" Yes he did Emily. He worked in America but he's in Japan again now and there's nothing you can do about it.
"Midoriya, are you All Might's secret lovechild or something"
"Yes Todoroki, I most definitely am and denying it would be a lie in ever way, shape or form"

Lovechop 

love chop (noun)

1. A person that has proven their love for you and always will. 2. A person that has walked into your life in a 0.3% chance out of seven billion, and stayed. 3. A person that puts someone else's needs before theirs. 4. A person that will always be there for you no matter what. 5. A person whom you can trust with any thought or emotion. 6. A person that is always right there by your side to help you tackle each and every obstacle you face. 7. A person that will take up their own personal time to assure anothers life will turn out just fine after a rough situation. 8. A person that has positively impacted your life in infinite ways.
*takes out ring* "will you be my lovechop?"
Lovechop by Applecologolisque September 5, 2015

lovecheese 

Lumps of sweat and dead skin that accumulate under the breasts of a woman, a lot like male smegma.
She never washes, therefore she now has tons of lovecheese under her breasts!
lovecheese by Pik October 29, 2006

Lovecherryabortion 

A tiktoker with one of the best usernames and me of the best fp.
“Do you know lovecherryabortion on tiktok?”

“Of course! They are very swaggy!”