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Southern Lovechild 

When a man saves his semen so he can impregnate himself after gender change surgery.
Rob didn't trust any woman enough to reproduce his looks and intelligence so he had a Southern Lovechild.
Southern Lovechild by Tube Saloon February 14, 2017

lovechild of a moose 

n. a person who is of questionable birth and either extremely hairy or extremely ugly. Refers to the fact that some people look like they were fathered by a large hairy beast.
Bob looks like the lovechild of a moose.
"You lovechild of a moose! Shave your neck!"

All Might's Secret Lovechild 

Deku of course. There's no denying that Izuku Midoriya is All Might and Inko Midoriya's secret lovechild. Like literally prove me wrong.

"HiS dAd JuSt WoRkS oVeRsEaS" Yes he did Emily. He worked in America but he's in Japan again now and there's nothing you can do about it.
"Midoriya, are you All Might's secret lovechild or something"
"Yes Todoroki, I most definitely am and denying it would be a lie in ever way, shape or form"

Lovechop 

love chop (noun)

1. A person that has proven their love for you and always will. 2. A person that has walked into your life in a 0.3% chance out of seven billion, and stayed. 3. A person that puts someone else's needs before theirs. 4. A person that will always be there for you no matter what. 5. A person whom you can trust with any thought or emotion. 6. A person that is always right there by your side to help you tackle each and every obstacle you face. 7. A person that will take up their own personal time to assure anothers life will turn out just fine after a rough situation. 8. A person that has positively impacted your life in infinite ways.
*takes out ring* "will you be my lovechop?"
Lovechop by Applecologolisque September 5, 2015

lovecheese 

Lumps of sweat and dead skin that accumulate under the breasts of a woman, a lot like male smegma.
She never washes, therefore she now has tons of lovecheese under her breasts!
lovecheese by Pik October 29, 2006

Lovecherryabortion 

A tiktoker with one of the best usernames and me of the best fp.
“Do you know lovecherryabortion on tiktok?”

“Of course! They are very swaggy!”
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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