Lovichi 

Lovichi is the cult of Loki, Levi and Itachi. Everyone must bow down to them. On the full moon, everyone must go into the forest and bite deer with their bare teeth. You must build an alter out of the antlers and spread its muscles out as a table cloth. From there, everyone sings “let it go” and “into the unknown”. They then drink a bottle of water once it gets to 8pm. If it is a pink moon, you must choose one of your people to sacrifice. Then, you dance around them eating tree bark and Turkish delights. Then you must all form a circle and turn to the person on your right. You must whisper “hail lovichi”. then, you must run back to your home in silence.

Tom: it’s the full moon tonight
Olivia: hail lovichi

Lovichi by haillovichi April 27, 2021

Southern Lovechild 

When a man saves his semen so he can impregnate himself after gender change surgery.

Rob didn't trust any woman enough to reproduce his looks and intelligence so he had a Southern Lovechild.

Southern Lovechild by Tube Saloon February 14, 2017

lovechild of a moose 

n. a person who is of questionable birth and either extremely hairy or extremely ugly. Refers to the fact that some people look like they were fathered by a large hairy beast.

Bob looks like the lovechild of a moose.
"You lovechild of a moose! Shave your neck!"

lovechild of a moose by Sarah A H May 27, 2005

All Might's Secret Lovechild 

Deku of course. There's no denying that Izuku Midoriya is All Might and Inko Midoriya's secret lovechild. Like literally prove me wrong.

"HiS dAd JuSt WoRkS oVeRsEaS" Yes he did Emily. He worked in America but he's in Japan again now and there's nothing you can do about it.

"Midoriya, are you All Might's secret lovechild or something"
"Yes Todoroki, I most definitely am and denying it would be a lie in ever way, shape or form"

All Might's Secret Lovechild by urarakaindisguise April 27, 2021

lovechild 

euphemism for the offspring of an illegitimate relationship

"That night that Darrell and I...well...you know, this is our lovechild"

lovechild by Biba August 28, 2004

lovechild 

The name applied to any child of an illegitimate relationship, generally between two rich celebrities. In almost all cases, the rubber has broken or the child is otherwise an accident during a small 3 week fling, and instead of just calling it a "bastard baby", spindoctor's have coined the word "lovechild."

Did you hear about celebrity "X" and "Y"? They got drunk one night after a big Hollywood party, one thing led to another and the next thing...."X" gave birth to a lovechild, who "Y" has not nor ever will care about or wish to see.

lovechild by furtive love February 15, 2006

Ronald McDonald's lovechild 

A person with ginger hair. The term originated from the McDonald's mascot 'Ronald McDonald's hair colour.

Look... Ronald McDonald's lovechild stands out like a bitch even from here

Ronald McDonald's lovechild by BRAPPP December 23, 2008