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lovestoned 

A state of mind where you can only think about one person -the ultimate state of love. Your mind is just shut down, and all you can think about is him/her.

Lovestoned is a song by Justin Timberlake, off his album 'FutureSex/LoveSounds'
"She's all I think about everyday!" - Daniel
"Dude, your lovestoned.' - Joey

She's got me lovestoned,
I think that she knows
- Justin Timberlake
lovestoned by Lovestoned September 23, 2006

lovestoned 

when you can only think about one person.

and it's a fantastick song from justin timberlake.
boy 1: i think about her all the time.
boy 2: dude, you're lovestoned.
lovestoned by hhhe November 30, 2010

Da Love Sponge

Da Love Sponge is a person so sweet and charming not to mention magnetic and captivating, that they soak up and attract others, with their enchanting ways... soaking up love like a sponge.. hence.. da love sponge... A favorite pet can also be called a love sponge.. but is mainly used for ravishingly beautiful females.
A ravishing and sweet mannered female.. a companion pet that likes to snuggle down into your lap and be pet and babied.. awwwww.. da loooovvvvvvvvvee sponge!
Da Love Sponge by Jill February 12, 2005

Bubba the love sponge

Fat bastard mark, that wrongly uses wrestling lingo, calling greats like the Iron Sheik a "jobber". Sucks Howard Stern & Hulk Hogan's cock, as he doesn't have any natural talent, to ride alone. Also known as Blubber The Fat Fuck!

Bubba the love sponge

Was hired by Howard Stern to work at Sirius Satellite Radio and is now shockin' the puss like a madman. Oh, yeah, Ned uncensored is awesome. Manson makes THE greatest song parodies, Brent is still a smartass, and Gene Lasker is one crazy mofo.
"Opie and Anthony are going back on testicle, i mean, uh, terrestrial radio? What idiots! XM is going down the toilet faster than you can say 'put the seat down.'"

-something along the lines of what Bubba the love sponge knows to be true

love sponge 

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!
love sponge by PeeBee February 26, 2004