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A "Lovenge"is a human being that's put in the oven at exactly 250 degrees fahrenheit with some herbs and spices. Critically acclaimed by the very popular website thatsphucked.com. Lovenge can also be used as an insult substituting the very popular phrase. "Go kill yourself." Just be lucky your not the lovenge folks!
Example1:
Calvin: "Just hold on were going home!!!"
David: "Calvin please just lovenge yourself while theres still time."
Example 2:

Miley Cyrus: "We Cannntntntntn stttoooooop!!!!"
Kirstie: "Miley, please proceed to the safest oven to commence the lovenge process."
Lovenge by hjk200 September 25, 2013
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You'll notice that Blank Space first aired on the radio on November 10th, 2014 - and the term popped up shortly after that.
Taylor Swift: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.

Hearing-impaired preteen: Durrr what does "Starbucks lovers" mean? I know - I'll make up a definition and put it on Urban Dictionary!
Starbucks Lovers by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 9, 2016

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1) Poor girl, she's a lovesick fool for him- she can't even see that he has no feelings for her.
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Champagne lovers is a beautiful song which Niall Horan should release.
champagne lovers by mollball03 August 25, 2020

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With the lush grass underneath them, the LUNIK LOVERS sprawled out next to each other gazing at the eternally sparkling stars above them.
lunik lovers by johan schalkone January 4, 2009