louvare

Alternate spelling of luvare

That street looks like a right louvare.

by Luukje May 12, 2009

Fartosis of the Louvre

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.

I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.

by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012

Louvre

1) A popular place to steal stuff from.
2) An attraction that implies the need for high maintenance.

You want that Van Gogh? Fine, we'll get it from the Louvre.

I Lourve you and your wallet.

by Andrew Fisher January 4, 2006

Louvre

A threesome with 2 girls and a guy where the guy lies on his back with one girl riding him cowgirl and the other riding his face. The girls high five to make the triangle shape of The Louvre. This is the gender swapped version of the Eiffel Tower.

Last week Joe and I did the Eiffel Tower with Monica and last night she returned the favor. She brought her friend over and we did the Louvre.

by RealCraigles December 11, 2022

Vagina Louvre

The small inverted triangle that light sometimes shines through when fit women wear spandex pants(yoga pants)

Also known as the Cameltoe Valley

That skinny dime over there with the vagina louvre really needs to wear yoga pants more often.

That vagina louvre gave me a boner

by McNugget1654 March 4, 2012

Louvre

The largest museum in Europe, and for that matter, the world; home to the Winged Victory, the Mona Lisa, and a number of other incredibly well-known works of art.

Also, the largest enclosed space on the face of planet Earth. If you are not careful, it is quite possible to get lost there for days and days without food or water. A tourguide and a map (along with a GPS) are highly recommended.

Person #1: Hey, you went to the Louvre! Did you see the Mona Lisa?
Person #2: Yeah...
Person #1: You sound disappointed.
Person #2: Well, it's really small, and behind 4 feet of bullet-proof glass! You could hardly see it.

Excuse me, sir, but we've been lost here for 4 days and nights without food or water. Please show us the way to the exits.

by lancelot323 January 13, 2009

Lovaretest

Te feeling in which you love someone unconditionally.

You make me feel Lovaretest when I think about you.

by YouKnowMeM8 June 7, 2020