louthouse

Da outdoor WC dat you make da less-caring/desirable of your guests use instead of da indoor washroom.

One of da most notorious ways dat a deadbeat party-guest shows his insensitive "devil-may-care" side is by shamelessly hogging da bathroom for extended periods, and so sending him to da louthouse is doubly a good way of dealing wif dis --- it gets his spirits-dampening self outta da crowd of more-desirable attendees, and lets him take as long as he wants to "finish up", without delaying other folks who may need to "spend a penny" throughout da party-time.

louthouse by QuacksO December 12, 2019

Longhouse 

Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.

Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.

-Our culture is a longhouse enforced by modern technology.

-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.

Longhouse by karqz November 12, 2022

Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

Outhouse Polio by Joemammy January 18, 2015

two corncob outhouse 

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

two corncob outhouse by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

double decker outhouse 

Possibly the worst invention in history. The double decker outhouse is, quite literally, two toilet stalls stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.

Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?

Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.

Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?

double decker outhouse by double decker loo May 7, 2009

outhouse rat

As in "crazy as a..." Indicates a persons mental health...or rather the complete and total lack thereof. Like shithouse rat, only more pc for use in mixed or questionable company wherein one might become offended.

Person 1: What did you do that for?
Person 2: Don't mind me, I'm just crazy as an outhouse rat.

outhouse rat by ElKrampo7 May 22, 2006

Outhouse 

See: School bathrooms

The Outhouse sure smells! Someone didnt do their job today.

Outhouse by xd6942069420 February 18, 2019