A living hellhole.

The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.

The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.

The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.

The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.

The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor

The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons

The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.

The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.

The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.

Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
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Be careful the school bathrooms are filled with shit everywhere!! Shit looks like the janitor retired
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gum and chip bags in the urinals. also, gay orgies and vaping. hair in the sink. NO SOAP.
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Quite possibly the most dreaded place on the face of Earth. Typical Characteristics include Broken/Overflowing Toilets, piss/shit smeared all over the floor tiles, sinks that only have cold water, stalls that don't lock, toilet paper that can be compared to coarse construction paper, and un-flushed "deposits." One of the only places in the Universe where it is possible to contract a disease by breathing the air inside. It looks nice for the first week after being built, but is totaled by the many disgusting people who actually use them.
I needed to take a shit, but I didn't want one of the water snakes that live in the school bathrooms to come up and bite my ass.
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A school bathroom is a horribly disgusting place. There is a ton of graffiti, stall doors that don’t lock, the stall itself has crap everywhere, some idiot peed in the sinks and they are overflowing, and used toilet paper is strewn about.
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A school bathroom is a bathroom that smells like butter and the piss in the urinal is dark orange.
Jacob: "Dude, I got to shit."
Mason: "Nah bro, the school bathroom smells like butter"
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the only place where you can get a vape, head, jerk off, and take a shit all within less than a mile of each other
School Bathrooms are nasty asf
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