Loghouse 

A polite insult of a person who is extremely lazy or lathergic.

Chris, you're such a loghouse!

Loghouse by cheezybeenz August 19, 2012

Loghouse 

A person who essentially possesses the qualities of a log; brainless, dense and immobile. Loghouses are generally a quiet and placid breed but can behave very erratically after a few too many diddlies.

As the room span wildly around him and the voices in his head became louder and louder, Chris the loghouse started to really regret that last line of ket.

Loghouse by ramalamadamadingdong December 15, 2012

Longhouse 

Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.

Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.

-Our culture is a longhouse enforced by modern technology.

-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.

Longhouse by karqz November 12, 2022

Longhouse 

The sometimes seemingly necessary act of having sex with a third non-participating party in the room. The name refers to the huge single room houses where entire tribal communities lived and slept. Couples had the unfortunate choice of getting it on next to their sleeping kids and ugly, annoying neighbors or shagging on twigs in the woods.

Man, this dude longhoused his girl last while I tutored his roommate three feet away in their dorm room. It was nasty but at least he wasn't longhousing himself under them covers.

Longhouse by ProHater August 5, 2008

laghouse 

A computer that runs slower than a 486.

"Damn these chat-ass Holy Cross laptops are such laghouses."

laghouse by Art July 22, 2004

Longhouse 

Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.

This woman longhoused me the other day because she told me I fucked her friend and that was a form of socio-psychological rape

Longhouse by Antigon_ee July 4, 2025

Longhouse 

Longhouse: Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.

Damn, my girlfriend longhoused me the other day for supporting Trump. Then that night, I told her I wanted to fuck and she consented. But after, she told me she consented to a full session of sex, and that me cumming early was technically rape. Feelsbadman

Longhouse by Antigon_ee July 4, 2025