louaf

A love that transcends all understanding.

'For God so louafed the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. (John 3:16)'
Not to be confused with: loaf

by louafsique June 28, 2020

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

Loafhead

A person usually of the female gender and usually residing near Atlanta who has a head which resembles the shape of an uncut olive loaf.

Gee, Maryanne is a real loafhead.

by Oliver Loaf August 11, 2008

your meat loaf

This is a sixties saying denoting sexual inactivity. High school boys would often say before summer break "don't let your meat loaf this summer!"

"Hey Spike, don't let your meat loaf this summer!"

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2020

Cum Loaf

When you fill your oven with cum, let it ferment for a period, and then bake it into a congealed loaf. A cum loaf can be gifted to a loved one

I made this cum loaf for you, my love.

by Jin Lou March 29, 2019

to loaf

to chill. to hang out

1. I was going to study tonight but there are too many distractions, so I decided to loaf.
2. My favorite place to loaf is at the corsa park.

by fujofan September 19, 2010

The Almighty Loaf

Our holy lord and saviour, the almighty loaf has descended from the giant bakery above to make us repent our sins, crusty on the outside but light and fluffy on the inside, he is the ultimate in wheat based food deities.

All hail the Almighty Loaf, for I have sinned and it is only he who may forgive my wrongdoings

by TheLoafBloke March 28, 2017