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latex glove
latex glove by M. Bill Ferguson December 23, 2008
latexo
latexo by Jello manny January 21, 2017
Lovexiety
Verb. The act of feeling anxious and unconditional love toward your partner. Those of you who have truly found your soul mate may experience this daily.
I think of her and she calls. I begin to text her and she beats me to the send button. I dream of her and she knows my dream. I love her but love is not a strong enough word for my feelings... I could roam this earth for another hundred years and I would find no other. This feeling is Lovexiety.
~SBR
~SBR
Lovexiety by Eternal Love December 19, 2011
latex missle
Using a latex condom even though you know you're allergic just so your dong will swell up to superhuman size and crush pussy.
Dude, I fucked Brooke last night! At first she was a bit disappointed but then I bombed her pussy with a latex missle
latex missle by Cave man101 December 18, 2019
loteplex
"Hey Barry, I watched the new episode of Loteplex yesterday. They made a joke about penis's and I couldn't stop laughing!"
loteplex by KEenstorMN August 12, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.