lorfist 

a person who has no buisness being in a conversation, and inserts inappropriate comments that make others want to abandon the conversation.

Person 1: What was up with that kid's shoes? They looked like he got them out of a dumpster!
Lorfist: haha! they were atheists!
Person 1: ......
Lorfist: Get it? they have no soles!!

lorfist by Cat Anne June 11, 2008

loafist 

an individual, prejudiced against meatloaf and/or loaf in general.

dude, don't be such a loafist!

loafist by scaremongerr January 9, 2010

Lorristop

A stop/ pause during a jog or run to relieve ones self and unload excrement ideally in a wooded area.

In a similar vain to the bear analogy .... “does a Lorri shit in the woods?”

I need a lorristop !
Where shall I do my lorristop ?
Malcolm’s was upset with his wife taking a Lorristop
Shall we take a lorristop together?

Lorristop by Fishbournesfinest June 6, 2018

Lorristop

A roadside deposit of Feaces during running related exercise

Malcolm was told he had to wait as his wife needed a lorristop

Ooh hold up I need a lorristop

Malcolm was fed up with the constant lorristops

Ooh look someone’s been running here and needed a lorristop

Lorristop by Fishbournesfinest June 12, 2018

lorist 

A person who tells lores. He/she is a storyteller. Lore is a story passed down by a Lorist. You can be a folklorist, artlorist, plantlorist. Whatever sails your boat.

I had no idea about the history of this art piece before the artlorist told me the story behind it!

lorist by Earendyl August 20, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020