lorfist 

a person who has no buisness being in a conversation, and inserts inappropriate comments that make others want to abandon the conversation.

Person 1: What was up with that kid's shoes? They looked like he got them out of a dumpster!
Lorfist: haha! they were atheists!
Person 1: ......
Lorfist: Get it? they have no soles!!

lorfist by Cat Anne June 11, 2008

loafist 

an individual, prejudiced against meatloaf and/or loaf in general.

dude, don't be such a loafist!

loafist by scaremongerr January 9, 2010

Lorristop

A stop/ pause during a jog or run to relieve ones self and unload excrement ideally in a wooded area.

In a similar vain to the bear analogy .... “does a Lorri shit in the woods?”

I need a lorristop !
Where shall I do my lorristop ?
Malcolm’s was upset with his wife taking a Lorristop
Shall we take a lorristop together?

Lorristop by Fishbournesfinest June 6, 2018

Lorristop

A roadside deposit of Feaces during running related exercise

Malcolm was told he had to wait as his wife needed a lorristop

Ooh hold up I need a lorristop

Malcolm was fed up with the constant lorristops

Ooh look someone’s been running here and needed a lorristop

Lorristop by Fishbournesfinest June 12, 2018

lorist 

A person who tells lores. He/she is a storyteller. Lore is a story passed down by a Lorist. You can be a folklorist, artlorist, plantlorist. Whatever sails your boat.

I had no idea about the history of this art piece before the artlorist told me the story behind it!

lorist by Earendyl August 20, 2023