lorfist

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a person who has no buisness being in a conversation, and inserts inappropriate comments that make others want to abandon the conversation.

Person 1: What was up with that kid's shoes? They looked like he got them out of a dumpster!
Lorfist: haha! they were atheists!
Person 1: ......
Lorfist: Get it? they have no soles!!

lorfist by Cat Anne June 11, 2008

Words you can keep

loafist

an individual, prejudiced against meatloaf and/or loaf in general.

dude, don't be such a loafist!

loafist by scaremongerr January 9, 2010

Related Words

lorfist • Lorristop • loafist • lorist • lorris the animal

Lorristop

A stop/ pause during a jog or run to relieve ones self and unload excrement ideally in a wooded area.

In a similar vain to the bear analogy .... “does a Lorri shit in the woods?”

I need a lorristop !
Where shall I do my lorristop ?
Malcolm’s was upset with his wife taking a Lorristop
Shall we take a lorristop together?

Lorristop by Fishbournesfinest June 6, 2018

Lorristop

A roadside deposit of Feaces during running related exercise

Malcolm was told he had to wait as his wife needed a lorristop

Ooh hold up I need a lorristop

Malcolm was fed up with the constant lorristops

Ooh look someone’s been running here and needed a lorristop

Lorristop by Fishbournesfinest June 12, 2018

lorist

A person who tells lores. He/she is a storyteller. Lore is a story passed down by a Lorist. You can be a folklorist, artlorist, plantlorist. Whatever sails your boat.

I had no idea about the history of this art piece before the artlorist told me the story behind it!

lorist by Earendyl August 20, 2023

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026