Lorristop

A stop/ pause during a jog or run to relieve ones self and unload excrement ideally in a wooded area.

In a similar vain to the bear analogy .... “does a Lorri shit in the woods?”

I need a lorristop !
Where shall I do my lorristop ?
Malcolm’s was upset with his wife taking a Lorristop
Shall we take a lorristop together?

Lorristop by Fishbournesfinest June 6, 2018

Lorristop

A roadside deposit of Feaces during running related exercise

Malcolm was told he had to wait as his wife needed a lorristop

Ooh hold up I need a lorristop

Malcolm was fed up with the constant lorristops

Ooh look someone’s been running here and needed a lorristop

Lorristop by Fishbournesfinest June 12, 2018

Loriscopy 

The study of tall women with Loriendoscopy issues

Lori Casteel was seeking a Loriscopy Doctor

Loriscopy by LordofLori December 6, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004