The group act of making money or saving money with as little individual effort as possible.

Using the combined resources of a large group to make or save money online with relative ease. Similar to loafing

Mark said: "If I'm paying for this party then I'm going to loafit, because I'm not spending a fortune on the fools you invite!"

loafit by DogCityLite July 19, 2009

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loafism

Loafism:

(one who practices Loafism shall be called a Loafismer)

You may ask, how does one become a Loafismer? Well, an angel has this to say upon the very subject: "At worship services new members may be initiated into Loafism, if found acceptable." there are no other requirements because we don't need a better reason.

A set of beliefs one can follow, but you really don't have to, these are purely suggestions.

Loafism and the Individual:

A List of commandments:

-Thou shall worship ska, the holiest form of prayer
-Thou shall play more than one musical instrument
-Thou shall worship thine holiest form of transport, the Loafmobile (hazard lights and windshield wipers are not optional and driving forwards or using the gear symbolized by a number or the letter "D" is also generally frowned upon, seatbelts required or you may become the target of shoefu, explained later)
-Thou shalt not underestimate the awesome power of sleep
-Thou shalt not perform chores, or appear to find solace in chores
-Thou Shalt not enjoy homework.... ever!

If you fail to heed these

You may end up getting yourself "Loafed"

Loafed: to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect. Unless the offense annoys the crap out of a fellow Loafismer, then the ritual of ShoeFu ensues, but one can forgo protocol and just skip Loafing, because there really isn't a protocol!

ShoeFu: "The national sport of Loafism which is practiced throughout most worship sessions. This competition takes place whenever a believer may get on another’s nerve, or may be practiced purely for amusement. The act of ShoeFu is accomplished by removing one’s own foot apparel and bludgeoning another fellow Loafismer."

Loafism, for those of us to lazy to pick a religion.

loafism by Kevin Hamilton December 15, 2008

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Leafist

A website providing information on cannabis strains, products, brands, news, and more.

Stoner 1: Yo man have you ever tried Mr. Tusk?
Stoner 2: Nah, what's that?
Stoner 1: It's a cannabis strain. Look it up on Leafist.

Leafist by stoney_bologna August 22, 2019

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loafis

Something cute, like a small creature or stuffed animal.

Aww, that bear is such a loafis!

loafis by diana March 15, 2004

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lorfist

a person who has no buisness being in a conversation, and inserts inappropriate comments that make others want to abandon the conversation.

Person 1: What was up with that kid's shoes? They looked like he got them out of a dumpster!
Lorfist: haha! they were atheists!
Person 1: ......
Lorfist: Get it? they have no soles!!

lorfist by Cat Anne June 11, 2008

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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