loosus

A freak of nature that a distant, unknown universe rejected in order to purify said universe but pollute those adjacent to it; sometimes, referred to as a Trojan horse

When Jason started trying to lose weight (knowing damn-well knew he couldn't), I knew he had become a modern loosus!

loosus by Anonymous January 16, 2005

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loosus

A computer user with a dial-up Internet connection who allows the connection to stay online continuously, regardless of whether the user is actively using the computer or Internet connection

Either that guy is a loosus, or he has no life whatsoever!

loosus by Anonymous January 17, 2005

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Loofus

Loser + Doofus

1) a sore loser who refuses to claim accountability for their stupid mistakes.
2)a friendly way of chiding someone for being silly/goofy and asserting bragging rights over a game, bet, contest, etc.
3) a demeaning noun for someone exceptionally thick/ridiculous.
NOT usually used seriously, mostly incorporated into trash talk.

Reyna: I CAN'T BELIEVE JASON'S BEING SO DENSE THIS IS THE MOST LITERAL PROMPT EVER
Jason: It was...a cardiologist? Why would you draw a heart and a stethoscope to a prompt that says "cardiologist"? How did you expect me to get that?
Piper: Stop being such a loofus, Jason. You need to up your game.

Loofus by boopanije June 3, 2020