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loobus

Loobus is a curse that one can attain if the close their eyes and chant to Oliver (the gay cat). Once performed, the beholder may experience feelings of loobussy (a side affect of the Loobus curse)

***DISCLAIMER

The Roman Catholic Church does NOT associate with or condone any activities pertaining to the Loobus curse.
“Hey, John, what’s the weather today?”
“Not on my watch… LOOBUS!”
“NoooooooooOoO” *combusts into a turtle dove

And that’s the curse of Loobus.
by Loobus.1234.curse May 3, 2022
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Loofus

Loser + Doofus

1) a sore loser who refuses to claim accountability for their stupid mistakes.
2)a friendly way of chiding someone for being silly/goofy and asserting bragging rights over a game, bet, contest, etc.
3) a demeaning noun for someone exceptionally thick/ridiculous.
NOT usually used seriously, mostly incorporated into trash talk.
Reyna: I CAN'T BELIEVE JASON'S BEING SO DENSE THIS IS THE MOST LITERAL PROMPT EVER
Jason: It was...a cardiologist? Why would you draw a heart and a stethoscope to a prompt that says "cardiologist"? How did you expect me to get that?
Piper: Stop being such a loofus, Jason. You need to up your game.
by boopanije June 3, 2020
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loonus

A cross-breed between a loon and a doofus.
Quit being a loonus and grow a brain.
That horrible idea is pure loonacy.
by fritzoschitzo June 10, 2010
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loosus

A freak of nature that a distant, unknown universe rejected in order to purify said universe but pollute those adjacent to it; sometimes, referred to as a Trojan horse
When Jason started trying to lose weight (knowing damn-well knew he couldn't), I knew he had become a modern loosus!
by Anonymous January 16, 2005
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lobuser

A person who, on Microsoft Network (MSN, although most of you bleary-eyed monitor-staring adolescents already know that) repeats the phrase "lol" after every sentence. This word comes from the words "lol" and "abuser." The person usually has no sense of humour and is looking for an inside joke to display as their name, but may be half asleep while aty the computer and using lol as an automatic reflex. Some suspect that human beings were born with the natural instict of responding "lol" to comments (though the theory is not supported by anyone other than, um, me.)
Person 1: i'm back, i just had to go eat dinner.
Lobuser: lol
by Ilana July 29, 2008
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Loobs

Bro, didja see Melissas big ol’ loobs last night?!
by MandM Productions November 28, 2019
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loobs

boobs that either are placed lower on a girl's torso than usual or have sagged beyond the point that is considered normal
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your loobs!
by Ice Irving April 21, 2010
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