loobus 

Loobus is a curse that one can attain if the close their eyes and chant to Oliver (the gay cat). Once performed, the beholder may experience feelings of loobussy (a side affect of the Loobus curse)

***DISCLAIMER

The Roman Catholic Church does NOT associate with or condone any activities pertaining to the Loobus curse.

“Hey, John, what’s the weather today?”
“Not on my watch… LOOBUS!”
“NoooooooooOoO” *combusts into a turtle dove”

And that’s the curse of Loobus.

loobus by Loobus.1234.curse May 3, 2022

Loofus 

Loser + Doofus

1) a sore loser who refuses to claim accountability for their stupid mistakes.
2)a friendly way of chiding someone for being silly/goofy and asserting bragging rights over a game, bet, contest, etc.
3) a demeaning noun for someone exceptionally thick/ridiculous.
NOT usually used seriously, mostly incorporated into trash talk.

Reyna: I CAN'T BELIEVE JASON'S BEING SO DENSE THIS IS THE MOST LITERAL PROMPT EVER
Jason: It was...a cardiologist? Why would you draw a heart and a stethoscope to a prompt that says "cardiologist"? How did you expect me to get that?
Piper: Stop being such a loofus, Jason. You need to up your game.

Loofus by boopanije June 3, 2020

loonus 

A cross-breed between a loon and a doofus.

Quit being a loonus and grow a brain.
That horrible idea is pure loonacy.

loonus by fritzoschitzo June 10, 2010

loosus 

A freak of nature that a distant, unknown universe rejected in order to purify said universe but pollute those adjacent to it; sometimes, referred to as a Trojan horse

When Jason started trying to lose weight (knowing damn-well knew he couldn't), I knew he had become a modern loosus!

loosus by Anonymous January 16, 2005

lobuser 

A person who, on Microsoft Network (MSN, although most of you bleary-eyed monitor-staring adolescents already know that) repeats the phrase "lol" after every sentence. This word comes from the words "lol" and "abuser." The person usually has no sense of humour and is looking for an inside joke to display as their name, but may be half asleep while aty the computer and using lol as an automatic reflex. Some suspect that human beings were born with the natural instict of responding "lol" to comments (though the theory is not supported by anyone other than, um, me.)

Person 1: i'm back, i just had to go eat dinner.
Lobuser: lol

lobuser by Ilana July 29, 2008

Loobs 

Lubricated boobs.

Bro, didja see Melissas big ol’ loobs last night?!

Loobs by MandM Productions November 28, 2019

loobs 

boobs that either are placed lower on a girl's torso than usual or have sagged beyond the point that is considered normal

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your loobs!

loobs by Ice Irving April 21, 2010