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Look at that guy's lonus.
lonus by SammySunshine1127 July 1, 2011
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A Lonus, a Larry Bonus. A Bonus that is said to be in place but will never come to existence. This is something that sounds very exciting at the beginning but in fact is nothing.

Similar to a Lommitment. A Larry commitment.
Sales Team, I have a GREAT Lonus for you. If we hit 186,000 on OTG, everyone gets.....$2,000!!!
Lonus by SuperDuperSalesGuy March 4, 2019
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Hey man, you wanna go to The Lotus Inn after the concert ends? Hell yeah bro, that's the place to be
the power lin manuel miranda has to be a lyrical genius and makes an absolute banger song
dang! lin really put his whole linussy into this song!
linussy by teddybearfluff December 7, 2021

Nick longstaffe 

So what’s Ted been up to?

He just Nick longstaffe it…
Nick longstaffe by Marc Campbell October 30, 2023

Lotus the Rapper 

A dope rapper who is on the come up. He is on Soundcloud and produces sick music. He is best known for his hit single, "Cherry Hill," in which it has over 2,000 plays on soundcloud.
Hey, have you heard of Lotus the Rapper? I heard he makes awesome music!

White Lotus 

The White Lotus, also called the White Lotus Bitch, is a stock female character type commonly found in Chinese internet novels.

The term refers to a female character who appears innocent, naïve, impossibly perfect, and pure on the surface, but uses this reputation to back stab, blame, or sling mud on others. The term was inspired by the lotus plant, which has a beautiful flower floating on top of water, hiding the plant's messy roots stuck in marshy mud.

Common traits include:
Jealousy or greed as primary motivations for the behavior
Crying to manipulate others
Relying on powerful men

Pretending to be wronged or scared of someone
Using apologies to appear bullied
Wears white
Pretending to be saintly or perfect
Uses lying and their innocent reputations as their main weapons
Volatile temper which eventually gives themselves away
Generally an antagonist, love rival, or stepmother
Written as dislikable to the reader

Related to the Green Tea Bitch, which is a similar character who appears kind, but is actually scheming. Level of intelligence and likability tend to be the difference, with the White Lotus losing out on both. Example: A Green Tea Bitch would leave an expensive necklace out to tempt a maid into stealing it, so she could black mail her, while a White Lotus would simply lie that it was stolen and cry to get a maid punished. White Lotus characters tend to be dislikable, and as such are often villains of the story.
That White Lotus cried to the crown prince that the woman tripped her on purpose, but it must have been because of something she did. Enraged, the crown prince sent the woman to the cold palace, and the White Lotus rejoiced.
White Lotus by askite January 22, 2021
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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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