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loicense 

Funny way of spelling license. Mostly used to parody britbongs
oi mate, u got a loicense for that spoon?
loicense by Ryptun May 14, 2019
Related Words
lonice • lonicera • lanice • Lolice • Lonie • Logiced • Lonica • lonicy • Lorice • louice
A noun used by the r/Animemes community to describe FBI/Police who would come for them after lewding lolis.
Shit. The lolice are here. HIDE THE HENTAI!
Lolice by TypeRegal May 26, 2018
Lenice is the most beautiful and sweetest person you will ever meet. Her body is like a goddess. She is very intelligent and passionate in the things she does. She is also very calm with people but once you get to know her she is wild, athletic, and so much fun. You won’t hesitate to spend the rest of your life with.
Come meet my best friend lenice, she’s so fun
Lenice by @real-meanings September 10, 2019
1. She who kicks ass beyond belief.

2. The most incredible person you are ever likely to meet.

Beautiful beyond that of a goddess-like stature, possessing looks that literally can kill and makes the most divine and decadent siren look like someone who lives in a trashcan.

Sweeter than an industrial-size bathtub filled to the brim with English honey and melted lollipops.

More open-hearted than someone getting a ventricle or valve replaced on an operating table.

A woman who loves Doctor Who, vampires, Alice in Wonderland, big hugs and has (hopefully) a passing fancy in Batman.

An angelic soul. A role model. Someone truly worth giving it all for and then some. A marvellous, illuminating, precious individual, who warms your heart everytime you see her. Someone who always invokes the giddy, romantic, sentitmental side of you just by looking into your eyes. The very epitome of perfection.

The woman I love.
I love my Lonie, and that's why I wore these shoes.
Lonie by Dashiva January 10, 2009
A cool ninja sharpshooter who deserves all the love in the universe
Also, NOT the 7th wheel
Keith's boyfriend
Not Allura's
"LONCE"
Lonce by changkyunsguccislider October 10, 2018
A unofficial internet police force dedicated to fighting against the sexualization of lolis. Lolice oppose loli hentai and unsavory portrayals of beloved characters. They fight against those with a lolicon complex.
Victor: Did you see this tumblr post of Kanna Kamui?
Yuri: don't repost that, bro! The Lolice would flip out!
Lolice by Aerin491 May 19, 2018
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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