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Lonie

1. She who kicks ass beyond belief.

2. The most incredible person you are ever likely to meet.

Beautiful beyond that of a goddess-like stature, possessing looks that literally can kill and makes the most divine and decadent siren look like someone who lives in a trashcan.

Sweeter than an industrial-size bathtub filled to the brim with English honey and melted lollipops.

More open-hearted than someone getting a ventricle or valve replaced on an operating table.

A woman who loves Doctor Who, vampires, Alice in Wonderland, big hugs and has (hopefully) a passing fancy in Batman.

An angelic soul. A role model. Someone truly worth giving it all for and then some. A marvellous, illuminating, precious individual, who warms your heart everytime you see her. Someone who always invokes the giddy, romantic, sentitmental side of you just by looking into your eyes. The very epitome of perfection.

The woman I love.
I love my Lonie, and that's why I wore these shoes.
by Dashiva January 10, 2009
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Lonie

Lonie is probably the most sweetest person you will ever meet, she is kind, generous and caring. She makes a great girlfriend and if she wants something, she will work very hard until she gets it. Lonie keeps to herself and is a bit shy, but she can stick up for herself and other people and can start a conversation very easily. Lonie is very polite and also very protective over people she loves.
Lonie is so kind! She is so adorable and sweet to everyone she meets.
by I’m anonymous :3 November 22, 2018
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Lonie

Has a awesome booty which makes him incredibly hot but with a small dic
The good part is that he is always having a boner
When he looks at you you feel eaten from inside (cuz he literally eats you.. He is a cannibal)
Lonie's hair looks like pubic hair because in fact it is pubic hair.. His hair grows very awkwardly
Lonie's is very hot.. Did I mention that?
Lonie's has blue eyes with a little yellow
I fuck lonie
Lonie fucks me
Lonie has big dik
Lonie has small dik
Lonie likes pancakes
Fuck lonie
by Iengne December 15, 2019
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Shit-a-lonie

One who has a shit that comes out like a giant piece of balonie.
Damn that dump came out like a fucking Shit-a-lonie
by huxley(penis) May 3, 2005
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shit-a-lonie

To describe some one who looks like shit...
Dude did you see casey today??? she looked like a piece of shit-a-lonie
by huxley(penis) May 5, 2005
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shit-a-lonie

To describe something that tastes like a piece of shit...
Man...that bologna sandwhich i had today tasted like a piece of shit-a-lonie!!!
by huxley(penis) May 5, 2005
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t'lonie

THE sweetest woman you shall ever meet. prettiest, nicest, best personality, greatest looks. nuff said.
Look its T'lonie!
by -Chishikarukiari November 8, 2013
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