longhand

the exact opposite of shorthand. longhanded writers tend to exaggerate letters that make the word awkward and hard to read. the correct form of longhand is used when the writer exaggerates one letter, usually the last letter or an important letter. incorrect longhand writers will emphasize letters that shouldnt be. for example, the word yo, meaning hey, or what's up, would become yyyyyo. everyone seems to hate this annoying text. my friends, mitch and georgia, have perfected this retarded language.

here's an IM conversation i had with my friend mitch.

me: yo nigga!
mitch: wwwhaaatss upp sson?
me: why do you ruin my life with your ridiculous longhand.
mitch: wwtf aaree yyyou talllkinnng abouuut?

longhand by the big skeez February 25, 2008

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longhan

a name given to video game connoisseurs and/or otherwise one who has a large wang, comparable to anaconda, or larger than average lead pipe

Person One: "So how was the date last night?"

Person Two (Rimple): "AMAZING, the legend is true, he really is a longhan!!"

longhan by wang litis April 12, 2008

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Related Words

longhand • Longhander • longandgated • longhan • Longland • Longwand • robert longland

Longhander

(noun) A person who, when typing online, uses full-length words and sentences as opposed to the abbreviations and acronyms common to online speech.

A World of Warcraft chat between a 1337speak user and a longhander:
Xxleggolaszxx: hai d00d sup
Trollski: Not much, really. Questing here and there. Yourself?
Xxleggolaszxx: lmao u said urself roflmao
Trollski: I use proper English. Hilarious.
Xxlegolaszxx: ur such a n00b u want some hawt pr0nz0rz?
Trollski: No, I don't want any frickin' prawns. I don't eat shellfish. Leave me alone.
*long pause*
Xxlegolaszxx: stfu n00b horde sux azz lolz0rz
Trollski: You doofus.

Longhander by Girouette December 21, 2008