The LongHands are a Group of people with both especially large hands and penises. May be used in the sigular LongHand or slag LoHa.
by KingBruceXVII April 6, 2020
Get the LongHands mug.the exact opposite of shorthand. longhanded writers tend to exaggerate letters that make the word awkward and hard to read. the correct form of longhand is used when the writer exaggerates one letter, usually the last letter or an important letter. incorrect longhand writers will emphasize letters that shouldnt be. for example, the word yo, meaning hey, or what's up, would become yyyyyo. everyone seems to hate this annoying text. my friends, mitch and georgia, have perfected this retarded language.
here's an IM conversation i had with my friend mitch.
me: yo nigga!
mitch: wwwhaaatss upp sson?
me: why do you ruin my life with your ridiculous longhand.
mitch: wwtf aaree yyyou talllkinnng abouuut?
me: yo nigga!
mitch: wwwhaaatss upp sson?
me: why do you ruin my life with your ridiculous longhand.
mitch: wwtf aaree yyyou talllkinnng abouuut?
by the big skeez February 25, 2008
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Men set aside from other men because they grow either their hair, their beards, or both longer than the cultural norm. Longhairs may be a target for ridicule in some situations, including the possibility of employment or being called 'hippies' but have a genuine resolve to grow long hair in spite of all criticism. Longhairs come from all types of political and socio-economic backgrounds and are not characterized by one example in particular.
"He is planning on playing video games with the other longhairs from the office after work."
"I think I've got a better chance at getting this job because I'm clean-shaven and the other guys that interviewed were a bunch of longhairs.
"I think I've got a better chance at getting this job because I'm clean-shaven and the other guys that interviewed were a bunch of longhairs.
by Psyclonix December 30, 2011
Get the longhairs mug.A group of friends, involving at least a few Filipinos, who regularly meet while celebrating their "best lives". Just like the Filipino sausage that inspired the name, the Longanistas are linked together for life with a strong bond of friendship and mutual respect for each other. Most Longanistas are very sweet, but some are spicy characters that keep the conversation interesting and never dull. Every Longanista is independently confident and strong-minded, but together, as Longanistas, they are a force to be reckoned with.
They are always loud and having a blast during their parties, they must be Longanistas.
Once a Longanista, always a Longanista.
There was lots of drinking, lots of food, lots of singing and jokes all around, now that was a proper Longanista party!
Once a Longanista, always a Longanista.
There was lots of drinking, lots of food, lots of singing and jokes all around, now that was a proper Longanista party!
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Person One: "So how was the date last night?"
Person Two (Rimple): "AMAZING, the legend is true, he really is a longhan!!"
Person Two (Rimple): "AMAZING, the legend is true, he really is a longhan!!"
by wang litis April 12, 2008
Get the longhan mug.Nickname for King Edward I 1272-1307(note England only)
Or as he preferred to be called 'The Hammer of the Scots'.Persecuted The Jewsand forced them to wear a yellow star to identify themselves(sounds familiar?He ordered the execution of Hundreds of Jews and finally ordered to have them expelled(over 600 years before hitler)
Conquered Wales in 1284, Then turned his attention to Scotland interfering in royal matters that had nothing to do with him. Helped appoint a Puppet King ,John Balliol in Scotland ,A Yes man ,he could control, in his efforts to conquer the Northern Kingdom.
He installed English garrisons in Scottish Castles and Forced The Scottish King to Swear Loyalty to him .A Brutal man who crushed any one who dared oppose him,after stealing the Scots ancient Coronation stone The Stone Of Destinyand had it placed under his own Throne in Westminster, he thought he had conquered his Northern Neighbour,Of Course he was Wrong!
Enter William Wallace Who totally Fucked up Longshanks Plans north of the Border,of course he was later betrayed and delivered to Edward and executed in 1305. Longshanks thought at last he had subdued the Scots when up sprang Robert The Bruce.The Bruce was Crowned King of Scots In open Defiance in 1307. The same year Longshanks died on the Scottish Border whilst en-route to ''crush''his opposer.He was Buried in Westminster Abbey in a lead Casket only to be transferred to a Regal Gold casket only when Scotland was Truly conquered and part of the Kingdom of England .Succeded by his son Edward II,Later to be thoroughly defeated by the Scots in 1314 at the battle of Bannockburn.
Or as he preferred to be called 'The Hammer of the Scots'.Persecuted The Jewsand forced them to wear a yellow star to identify themselves(sounds familiar?He ordered the execution of Hundreds of Jews and finally ordered to have them expelled(over 600 years before hitler)
Conquered Wales in 1284, Then turned his attention to Scotland interfering in royal matters that had nothing to do with him. Helped appoint a Puppet King ,John Balliol in Scotland ,A Yes man ,he could control, in his efforts to conquer the Northern Kingdom.
He installed English garrisons in Scottish Castles and Forced The Scottish King to Swear Loyalty to him .A Brutal man who crushed any one who dared oppose him,after stealing the Scots ancient Coronation stone The Stone Of Destinyand had it placed under his own Throne in Westminster, he thought he had conquered his Northern Neighbour,Of Course he was Wrong!
Enter William Wallace Who totally Fucked up Longshanks Plans north of the Border,of course he was later betrayed and delivered to Edward and executed in 1305. Longshanks thought at last he had subdued the Scots when up sprang Robert The Bruce.The Bruce was Crowned King of Scots In open Defiance in 1307. The same year Longshanks died on the Scottish Border whilst en-route to ''crush''his opposer.He was Buried in Westminster Abbey in a lead Casket only to be transferred to a Regal Gold casket only when Scotland was Truly conquered and part of the Kingdom of England .Succeded by his son Edward II,Later to be thoroughly defeated by the Scots in 1314 at the battle of Bannockburn.
by The Equaliser June 1, 2006
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