longhan 

a name given to video game connoisseurs and/or otherwise one who has a large wang, comparable to anaconda, or larger than average lead pipe

Person One: "So how was the date last night?"

Person Two (Rimple): "AMAZING, the legend is true, he really is a longhan!!"

longhan by wang litis April 12, 2008

longhair

A man -or- woman with longer-than-average hair.

My mom is really proud of me for remaining a longhair despite the current bobbed-and-layered hairstyle trend.

longhair by monkiesee monkiedo November 15, 2005

longhand

the exact opposite of shorthand. longhanded writers tend to exaggerate letters that make the word awkward and hard to read. the correct form of longhand is used when the writer exaggerates one letter, usually the last letter or an important letter. incorrect longhand writers will emphasize letters that shouldnt be. for example, the word yo, meaning hey, or what's up, would become yyyyyo. everyone seems to hate this annoying text. my friends, mitch and georgia, have perfected this retarded language.

here's an IM conversation i had with my friend mitch.

me: yo nigga!
mitch: wwwhaaatss upp sson?
me: why do you ruin my life with your ridiculous longhand.
mitch: wwtf aaree yyyou talllkinnng abouuut?

longhand by the big skeez February 25, 2008

longhairs 

Men set aside from other men because they grow either their hair, their beards, or both longer than the cultural norm. Longhairs may be a target for ridicule in some situations, including the possibility of employment or being called 'hippies' but have a genuine resolve to grow long hair in spite of all criticism. Longhairs come from all types of political and socio-economic backgrounds and are not characterized by one example in particular.

"He is planning on playing video games with the other longhairs from the office after work."

"I think I've got a better chance at getting this job because I'm clean-shaven and the other guys that interviewed were a bunch of longhairs.

longhairs by Psyclonix December 30, 2011

Longanistas

A group of friends, involving at least a few Filipinos, who regularly meet while celebrating their "best lives". Just like the Filipino sausage that inspired the name, the Longanistas are linked together for life with a strong bond of friendship and mutual respect for each other. Most Longanistas are very sweet, but some are spicy characters that keep the conversation interesting and never dull. Every Longanista is independently confident and strong-minded, but together, as Longanistas, they are a force to be reckoned with.

They are always loud and having a blast during their parties, they must be Longanistas.
Once a Longanista, always a Longanista.
There was lots of drinking, lots of food, lots of singing and jokes all around, now that was a proper Longanista party!

Longanistas by Actually!Leo September 29, 2021

longhair

A metal dude.

Wow. There sure are a bunch of longhairs here tonight.

longhair by rosestar August 31, 2010

Wangston R. Longshanks III 

The best ever name for your johnson. Ever. Period.

She wanted to see Wangston R. Longshanks III, so I unzipped and whipped him out right there.

Wangston R. Longshanks III by Peter . Heineken May 29, 2008