Longland 

Smokes weed gets bitchs and has a huge black cock (not a chicken)

I wish i was like longland

Longland by Yes7771w February 13, 2021

robert longland 

Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse

I wish I was as black as Robert Longland

robert longland by Yes7771w April 26, 2021

longhand

the exact opposite of shorthand. longhanded writers tend to exaggerate letters that make the word awkward and hard to read. the correct form of longhand is used when the writer exaggerates one letter, usually the last letter or an important letter. incorrect longhand writers will emphasize letters that shouldnt be. for example, the word yo, meaning hey, or what's up, would become yyyyyo. everyone seems to hate this annoying text. my friends, mitch and georgia, have perfected this retarded language.

here's an IM conversation i had with my friend mitch.

me: yo nigga!
mitch: wwwhaaatss upp sson?
me: why do you ruin my life with your ridiculous longhand.
mitch: wwtf aaree yyyou talllkinnng abouuut?

longhand by the big skeez February 25, 2008

Longhander 

(noun) A person who, when typing online, uses full-length words and sentences as opposed to the abbreviations and acronyms common to online speech.

A World of Warcraft chat between a 1337speak user and a longhander:
Xxleggolaszxx: hai d00d sup
Trollski: Not much, really. Questing here and there. Yourself?
Xxleggolaszxx: lmao u said urself roflmao
Trollski: I use proper English. Hilarious.
Xxlegolaszxx: ur such a n00b u want some hawt pr0nz0rz?
Trollski: No, I don't want any frickin' prawns. I don't eat shellfish. Leave me alone.
*long pause*
Xxlegolaszxx: stfu n00b horde sux azz lolz0rz
Trollski: You doofus.

Longhander by Girouette December 21, 2008

longandgated 

Something long and gated.

Damn, look how longandgated that fence is?!?

longandgated by mawdyfrickert March 5, 2017

LongHands 

The LongHands are a Group of people with both especially large hands and penises. May be used in the sigular LongHand or slag LoHa.

OMG Bruce and Felix are such LongHands.

LongHands by KingBruceXVII April 6, 2020

Longwand

My MASSIVE DICK in your fucking pussy's bitchass vagina.

Jimmy: "Yo' man, beautiful longwand."
John: "Thanks. I shoved it in Katherine's pussy last night"

Longwand by wudye September 18, 2025