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the exact opposite of shorthand. longhanded writers tend to exaggerate letters that make the word awkward and hard to read. the correct form of longhand is used when the writer exaggerates one letter, usually the last letter or an important letter. incorrect longhand writers will emphasize letters that shouldnt be. for example, the word yo, meaning hey, or what's up, would become yyyyyo. everyone seems to hate this annoying text. my friends, mitch and georgia, have perfected this retarded language.
here's an IM conversation i had with my friend mitch.

me: yo nigga!
mitch: wwwhaaatss upp sson?
me: why do you ruin my life with your ridiculous longhand.
mitch: wwtf aaree yyyou talllkinnng abouuut?
longhand by the big skeez February 25, 2008
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Foot; in hill-folk talk.
Get yer leghand outta that pond, there's alligators in there!
Leghand by i'm jolene February 26, 2009
a name given to video game connoisseurs and/or otherwise one who has a large wang, comparable to anaconda, or larger than average lead pipe
Person One: "So how was the date last night?"

Person Two (Rimple): "AMAZING, the legend is true, he really is a longhan!!"
longhan by wang litis April 12, 2008
a Loghan is a person who is all ears and you can talk to easily. Don't hurt him though because he might ret a little snippy.
uh oh. i made a loghan mad!😬
loghan by doodlepoodle December 23, 2016
That one kid in gym class who seems like he could do the workouts if he tried but he can’t. He just can’t do them.
Person: Dude Loghan is in my PE class!
Person 2: Woah! Is he good at sports?
Person: No he’s fuckin dogshit.
Loghan by KingPyroIsTheNameOfMe April 24, 2020
A very nice smart girl who loves church and is very loyal
Dude that girls a real loghan
Loghan by Allyssa voegeli January 5, 2020